Who is Primary Ignition?
- March 16th, 2010
- By Eric
Eric Stuckart – Creator, Destroyer
Eric is one of those types that tends to say what’s on his mind when he thinks it. While this may have mellowed out some over the years, it still looms overhead from time to time again. This power is nearly unparalleled to his ability to branch off of topic on tangents so easily (and often) that sometimes the discussion at hand gets lost to never be heard from again. A lover of music (mostly metal and progressive), comics (a whole lot of DC), and nearly all types of video games (except sports), Eric’s almost never spotted out in the wild without his trusty beard, the main source of his power.
Rob Siebert – Editor, Fanboy Wonder
Rob doesn’t really care that Greedo shot first, but what really amazes him is that he was such a bad shot! Han was, like, a foot away from him! How could he miss at such a close range? And how could a guy who’s such a bad shot be a bounty hunter? In any event, Rob enjoys acting/theater, writing, comic books, and pro wrestling. He is confident that the world will one day recognize the true greatness of Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill.
Justin Polak - Co-Founder, Ambassador to the Mushroom Kingdom
Spawned from video game culture and lore, Justin has been known to hysterically explain his love for the medium. He prides himself on useless knowledge of any subject that he feels passionate about. Growing up in a household that worships Pink Floyd might have affected him in some way, and he often blames his hair loss on the fact that he is really, really into Progressive Rock. That or his genetics screwed him over. Justin also enjoys getting drunk out of his mind and seeing if he can still play Mega Man 2, All joking aside, alcohol only increases his power ten fold, and you shouldn’t be near him when he is on a drunken wookie-like rampage.
Seth Miller – Staff Writer, Part-Time Ninja
Seth is the geek of prophecy. Trained in sacred arts of Jedi, ninja, vampire slaying, and robot destruction; he is the chosen one who will lead all geeks to world domination and stop the inevitable zombie/machine/Twilight fans gone crazy apocalypse. Taking some time off from planning control of Earth and planning revenge against the executives at Fox who cancelled Firefly, he writes movie reviews and columns for Primary Ignition. He loves comic books (especially Green Lantern and Atomic Robo), movies (the early James Bond films and Dark City are his faves), and video games (really wants Mass Effect 3). You can find him at the Avon Theater in Decatur, Illinois or you can look right behind you, BOOO!
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