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The Path to Brock Lesnar, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Another handicap match main event? Seriously? Filler, folks. That’s all we’ve been getting since Night of Champions. To make matters worse, injuries to the likes of Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns have left us with a positively painful lack of depth on the roster. You’ve got the same guys (Orton, Rollins, Cena, etc.) appearing over and over again, which does nothing but lend to the notion that they’re just stretching things out for the 3-hour format. Here’s hoping the likelihood of Brock Lesnar main eventing Survivor Series will lead to some more compelling television in the weeks to come. Still, the show wasn’t without its bright spots.

Thoughts From WWE Raw:

Mick Foley makes surprise appearance during Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins segment. These surprise appearances by guys like The Rock and Mick Foley are obviously being done to bring some buzz to some  shows that are otherwise not buzzworthy at all. But I’ll never say I’m not happy to see Mick on Raw. In all seriousness, he got the biggest reaction of the night, second only to cheap Kansas City Royals references. I won’t say the segment did much in terms of build up for the Rollins/Ambrose match. But Mick damn sure saved that segment. I see what they were going for, having Ambrose in there with a bunch of tools and a mannequin. But…no. It just wasn’t working.

Winner of John Cena vs. Randy Orton Hell in a Cell match will face Brock Lesnar for the title. This definitely helps this match from a drawing perspective. But we’ve still seen Cena vs. Orton so many times now, it probably won’t do any good in terms of the performance itself. I don’t have a good feeling about how the crowd is going to react to this one. We may see a repeat of the Royal Rumble, with the fans booing them out of the building.

Orton involved in four dialogue segments during the first hour of RawRandy Orton is a great wrestler, but he’s just not a good talker. I’m sorry, but he’s not. No matter what he’s talking about, it’s always the same boring, monotone stuff. He always comes off as heavily scripted (which he probably is), and it just doesn’t sound genuine. And that’s weird, because ad lib Randy Orton is usually pretty interesting. John Cena seemed to improv with him a bit during their segment (the whole Royals/World Series thing), and it brought out some more emotion and intensity in him. But everything else just feels like looking at and listening to a cardboard cut out.

“By the Numbers” vignette airs for Hell in a CellThis video package made me realize just how poorly Hell in a Cell has been promoted. Here you have a pay per view that features what many would consider the most dangerous match WWE puts on every year. It’s a match that’s given us so many great moments. And yet with less than a week left until the show, WWE is just now playing that up. A pair of Hell in a Cell retrospective segments each week might have not only helped with the pay per view vignette, but also emphasized the WWE Network really well.

Orton and Paul Heyman play up the “Class of 2002.” Yes, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, and John Cena all worked in Ohio Valley Wrestling together, and all made their main roster debuts in 2002. Myself and others have speculated about WWE going in this direction for some time. And it makes as much sense as anything else. If Randy Orton is staying a heel, then I suspect this idea will be part of the build up for a triple threat match between the three of them at Survivor Series. There’s another opening to incorporate the WWE Network.

Rusev assaults an “American soldier,” firing up The Big Show. About a month ago I said that nobody does the whole sappy, emotionally vulnerable promo quite like Mark Henry. But if anybody has him beat, it’s Big Show. Jeez, the two guys standing up for America are a little sensitive, huh? No wonder folks are clamoring for Kurt Angle.

So the thing with Rusev kicking a soldier, if he really was a soldier, didn’t do anything for me. Yes, it’s a very heelish thing to do. But the whole thing had a cheesiness to it that turned me off.

Damien Sandow pins Sheamus in a six-man tag. Well that’s pretty damn cool. The seed seems firmly planted for a Miz/Damien Sandow feud. And to his credit, The Miz gave an awesome reaction when Sandow got the pin.

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Cage Confusion, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This week, WWE seemed to realize their plan for Hell in a Cell sucked. So they made some changes…and yet it still kinda sucks. Still, we had some really enjoyable wrestling to see. So at least there’s that.

Thoughts From Raw:

John Cena vs. Dean Ambrose takes place on Raw, with Ambrose getting the win, and a Cell match with Seth Rollins at the pay per view. I was encouraged by the fact that the ridiculous “Contract on a Pole” match was pulled from the pay per view. I was even more encouraged when they made Ambrose the winner. Also, seeing him bite his way out of the STF was pretty cool. Rollins vs. Ambrose inside the Cell is a worthy pay per view main event, in my opinion. These guys have proven they can go, and WWE has done a fine job building Rollins as the guy the babyfaces are dying to get their hands on. Things seemed to be looking up, until…

Randy Orton to face John Cena inside the cage at Hell in a CellGod damn it. They screwed it up. Not only does this match ruin the novelty of the Ambrose/Rollins cell match, but people are sick of John Cena/Randy Orton matches. If they had to do something John Cena and Randy Orton in a cage, why couldn’t they have just added them to the Rollins/Ambrose match? It’s not ideal, I suppose. But just put all four guys in the cage, and let them have a wild brawl worthy of a pay per view main event! But no, instead we’ve got Orton and Cena for the 45th time. Blech.

WWE emphasizes tension between Orton and Seth Rollins. These segments were pretty good. Not only did we get some awesome wrestling, but we incited a fairly natural rivalry. Seth Rollins has been the most important person in WWE for the last several weeks. As I said last week, that makes Orton second banana, which should be unacceptable to someone like him. So who knows? Maybe a babyface turn is in the cards for Orton.

Rusev def. The Big Show via disqualification. So it looks like we’re headed for Big Show vs. Rusev at the pay per view, which isn’t surprising. And we might just get a Mark Henry heel turn out of it. I was surprised with how good the Rusev/Big Show match actually was. And I credit Show with that impromptu Tomahawk Chop motion he did to emphasize his own chop in the corner.

Damien Sandow gets a chant during Miz/Sheamus match. This whole “stunt double” persona Sandow has adopted may have been a blessing in disguise. The fans seem so into how entertaining he is in the role, that it may be the key to a babyface turn. From that perspective, a Miz vs. Sandow match is obviously a natural direction to go in.

Paul Heyman continues to be absent from RawI find it odd that Paul Heyman hasn’t been on Raw in the past several weeks. He has, however, been on Main Event and Smackdown. You’d think they’d have had him on Raw at least once to talk about Brock Lesnar, and give his perspective on things. He’s certainly been missed.

Justin Roberts released by WWE. Sad to hear that WWE chose not to renew Justin Roberts’ contract. Truth be told, he was probably the best ring announcer WWE has seen since Howard Finkel. Now that‘s saying something. The timing on the release is odd, though. The announcement was made immediately following Raw. Something seems fishy there.

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It’s The Rock!!! Plus, Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Thoughts From Raw:

WWE continues to work its way through their annual autumn slump. There’s certainly no shortage of things to improve upon these days. They did, however, give us a nice surprise this week…

The Rock makes a surprise return to Raw, confronting Rusev and Lana. This was a hell of a shock to say the least. It’s always nice to see The Rock out there doing his thing. It was undoubtedly the highlight of Rusev and Lana’s careers thus far, to be deemed worthy of being in the ring with Rocky. I’m not sure if this segment did the Big Show any favors, though. Now I’d be up for a Rock/Rusev match, as opposed to a Show/Rusev match. Still, it was a nice shot of adrenaline into a pretty lackluster show.

John Cena def. Seth Rollins, Randy Orton & Kane via DQ. I like how WWE has essentially made Seth Rollins the man to beat while Brock Lesnar is off TV. Even though the WWE Champion is gone, John Cena and Dean Ambrose still have somebody to chase. Literally and figuratively. But the added emphasis on Rollins puts Randy Orton in a peculiar position. In the context of the whole Authority faction, he was originally the golden boy. Triple H and Stephanie’s chosen champion. But now it seems like the emphasis is shifting to Rollins, which essentially makes Orton a lame duck. For a guy like Randy Orton, that’s not a good place to be in. Can’t we give him something to do? Maybe they’ll put him with Ambrose after Hell in a Cell. That might be interesting.

Dean Ambrose to wrestle John Cena at Hell in a Cell, winner gets Rollins in the cage. Word had broke about something like this going down at Hell in a Cell, so it’s not that surprising. Still, a John Cena/Dean Ambrose match has plenty of intrigue to it. My only hope is that they don’t put the loser with Randy Orton later in the show, as was reported. Again, that makes Orton look like a lame duck.

Cena and Ambrose exchange words in the ring mid-showOddly enough, Jerry Lawler once compared Dean Ambrose to The Joker. It sounds weird, but it makes sense if you think about it. You never know just what the guy’s going to say or do. That makes for a hell of a character. He’s also been compared to Roddy Piper, Brian Pillman, and the like. But either way, he’s somebody the WWE needs right now. He’s one of the few breaths of fresh air on Raw these days.

Wyatt Family vignettes continue to air, spotlighting Luke Harper and Erick Rowan. Keeping Bray, Harper, and Rowan off TV for a bit is a good move, in my opinion. They’d been so prominently featured in recent months, and scaling them back will hopefully make the fans anxious to see them again. We might as well bring them back as babyfaces at this point. Why fight it?

Jack Swagger def. Tyson Kidd. Loved seeing Tyson Kidd and Natalya together on Raw again. This is a way for both husband and wife to get over on a whole new level. Make Tyson the whiney heel who’s jealous of his wife’s fame, similar to what Marc Mero and Sable did all those years ago. It makes perfect sense, and with Total Divas airing new episodes, there’s no better time to milk this angle than now. Here’s hoping Tyson finally gets a decent shot at stardom.

Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb do an in-ring segment with Adam Rose. Eh, could have been worse. Smart move by WWE to play Rose’s music during this segment to drown out the boos.

In contrast, I was really proud of those Brooklyn fans for showing Joan Lunden such respect during her little speech. Good form.

Dolph Ziggler & The Usos def. Cesaro, Goldust & Stardust. The best match of the night, for my money. The Brooklyn crowd was hot for Ziggler, and rightfully so. As far as Ziggler reinvigorating the IC Title picture, I always look forward to seeing his matches. And as such, I always look forward to seeing the Intercontinental Champion perform. That’s how it should be, right?

Fans chant “This is stupid!” during El Torito/”Mini-Gator” match. Vince Russo was on a podcast recently, and made an interesting point regarding these kinds of segments. When WWE puts these kinds of matches together, they need to consider who’s up and watching TV at this time of night. If I’m your average 18-34 year-old male, and I have the choice between watching a football game and seeing something like this, I’m leaning toward football. These kinds of matches need to be saved for the WWE Network, and not the company’s flagship show.

The Miz def. Sheamus. The fact that Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus essentially swapped dance partners this month really illustrates the lack of depth on the roster right now. Last month Sheamus had Cesaro, so now he has Miz, and vice versa. Sheamus desperately needs something to freshen him up from a character standpoint. He consistently turns in good matches, but his character has become unbelievably bland. Can’t they do something to freshen him up?

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Roman Reigns, Character Assassination, and Other Ponderings from WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

WWE shows footage of Roman Reigns after emergency hernia surgery. NO!!! No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! You do NOT show footage of Roman Reigns drugged up and in a hospital bed! You do NOT do that! You’re killin’ the guy off!!!

*sigh* Alright, let me dive into why this INFURIATED me so damn much.

Roman Reigns was being built as the WWE’s next top guy. And for my money, he was (and could still be) a viable candidate. But WWE can’t necessarily make Reigns into the next John Cena, because they’re cut from very different clothes. Reigns can’t be the all-American, “Never give up, kids!” superhero that Cena is, because that’s not his character. Reigns has a nice bad ass vibe going for him, between his look, his demeanor, and his ring work. Reigns runs into trouble when he gets on the mic, not just because he hasn’t developed a solid promo yet, but because his character shouldn’t talk much. His visage and his actions do his talking for him. He’s got a quiet, foreboding aura about him that makes for a great babyface with a bit of edge.

But showing Reigns in a hospital bed, especially while he’s still on his way up, spoils all that because it kills his vibe. It humanizes his character in a way they shouldn’t be doing yet. If you want to milk this injury on the WWE Network, fine! Have your on-air talent talk about it, talk to the doctors, talk to the trainers about what the injury is, etc. But don’t friggin’ show him in the hospital! This is supposed to be our next big hero! And few things kill a hero’s image quite like a hospital gown.

Dean Ambrose returns to Raw following Night of Champions comeback. The use of Ambrose on this show was a great breath of fresh air. Speaking of auras, he’s got that great unpredictability about him. He’s so good on the mic, and at times he seems so spontaneous (i.e. hanging on to the car while Rollins was driving away), he’s just so damn entertaining. And the possibility of an Ambrose/Cena match is definitely intriguing.

John Cena faces Randy Orton in the Raw main event. I had literally no interest in this match. None. No offense to either man, but this is 2014. We’ve seen John Cena wrestle Randy Orton countless times over the years. You simply couldn’t garner my interest for another match between the two, and I think that’s the general consensus of the fanbase. You’d think what happened at the Royal Rumble would have been enough to let WWE know that.

Dolph Ziggler def. The Miz for the Intercontinental Championship. Was unpleasantly surprised (as WWE likely wanted me to be) that Miz took the Intercontinental Championship back from Dolph Ziggler at the pay per view, and slightly confused to see Ziggler simply regain it 24 hours later. To both men’s credit, they’ve at least got me invested in their rivalry, despite how lackluster it was in the weeks following Summerslam. One can certainly argue whether this program is helping make the IC title “matter” again, especially with the hot potato title changes. But at the very least, I wanted to see Ziggler take it back, which he did.

Mark Henry apologizes for losing to Rusev at Night of Champions. Mark Henry probably cuts one of the best sappy, emotionally vulnerable promos in the business right now. Whether he’s “retiring” or apologizing, sad Mark Henry is usually good Mark Henry.

Adam Rose & “The Bunny” def. Heath Slater & Titus O’Neil. Not sure how I feel about the whole “Bunny” as a wrestler thing. If we want to do an angle about just who it is under the suit, that might be interesting. But the novelty of a guy in a bunny suit wrestling is wearing thin.

Natalya & Rosa Mendes def. Summer Rae & Layla El. So Summer Rae is a heel again, huh? Because of Total Divas? Alright sure. Whatever.

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The Fall of the Roman Empire? Plus, A Look At WWE Night of Champions 2014 (UPDATED w/ RESULTS)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

So we’ve got no Roman Reigns for this show, huh? Meh. I can live with that. Reigns wasn’t really a major element in this show’s drawing power. Come to think of it, this match only has one thing going for it in in that respect: The John Cena/Brock Lesnar rematch. However, Reigns’ injury does create an interesting opportunity. He was originally set to face Seth Rollins, right? Seems like a heck of a chance to bring Dean Ambrose back, doesn’t it?

In any event, let’s look at what we’ve got here…

Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro

At this point, why not just give the belt to Cesaro? Sheamus’ run with the title hasn’t made him more relevant, and it certainly hasn’t done anything for the title. So I say we just give it to Cesaro. The upside, of course, is that this could be a pretty good match. Make no mistake about it, both these guys can go. And I legitimately feel bad for both of them, because they’re both worthy of being higher on the card than this. They just seem to be stuck in limbo. But who knows? Maybe another US Title run will elevate Cesaro ever so slightly.

Rob’s Prediction: Cesaro
WINNER: Sheamus

Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz

I been a fan of what these guys have been doing since Summerslam, what with the “private” photo leak angle, and then adding R-Truth to the mix. It seems cheap. Why not play up the diversity in their credentials? At one point, Ziggler set a record for amateur wrestling victories at Kent State University, and was scouted by WWE. In contrast, Miz went the reality TV route. It’s great storytelling material. But unfortunately we got bad attempts at humor. I see Ziggler retaining here, hopefully continuing what should be a pretty lengthy reign with the IC Title. Ziggler could help re-establish that title as the worker’s title, and how freakin’ cool would that be?

Rob’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

They’re going to make Nikki the champion. They just are. They’re going to take the title away from two genuinely talented women, and give it to the mannequin that looks and talks like a Kardashian. Am I mean? Maybe. But I’m also right, aren’t I? I suppose theoretically they could have Brie come out and cost her the title. But having Nikki win the title would tie into Total Divas quite nicely, as would the inevitable Brie vs. Nikki match for the belt. I’ll say this much for Total Divas, it’s prompted WWE to make their women’s division a priority. They’re doing it all wrong, but at least it’s a priority.

Rob’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Usos (c) vs. Goldust & Stardust

I like that the Usos have helped make the tag belts matter a little more. They’ve held them since March, and consistently defended them against credible opponents. What I don’t like is that they made Goldust & Stardust (as opposed to “Gold & Stardust, which sounds ridiculous) go heel for this program. I can only assume the reason is because WWE doesn’t want them getting more cheers than the Usos. Fair enough, I suppose. But it just seems forced. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see them go babyface again the next night on Raw. The Usos will keep the belts here, of course, and hopefully keep them until an upstart team from NXT comes up to challenge them. It’s going to be The Ascension, right? That’s what I keep hearing…

Rob’s Prediction: The Usos
WINNERS: Goldust & Stardust

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Imagine my surprise when the “Mark Henry rallies America” segment main evented Raw this past week. Supposedly they had Cena, Heyman, and Lesnar in the middle of the show to combat Monday Night Football. But one would’ve thought they’d choose to end the show with Reigns and Rollins. But no, instead we got more America vs. Russia. I’ll say this for Rusev: I buy him now. He’s no longer just a big brute who’s incapable of emoting. With his massive size, his athleticism, and Lana’s help, he’s become a genuine player. And no doubt he’ll continue to be one after he goes through Mark Henry at Night of Champions. Hopefully they keep this one short and sweet, though. I’m not expecting much in terms of quality.

Rob’s Prediction: Rusev

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Here’s a throw together match if I’ve ever seen one. How did this one start, again? Orton attacked Jericho two weeks ago because “It’s the season premiere!” Yeah, nothing lazy about that. I’ll be interested to see if these two go at it again next month at Hell in a Cell, or if Jericho is tapped to be Brock Lesnar’s next challenger (more on that in a bit). Either way, I suspect Jericho will come out on top here. He’s lost to Bray Wyatt in two big matches. I’d say he’s due for a win.

Rob’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
WINNER: Randy Orton

Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Paul Heyman

This should be the match we thought we were getting at Summerslam. The successor to the match we saw at Extreme Rules 2012. After the squash at Summerslam, Cena deserves to come out fighting in this one. And I’m sure they’ll give us something good. But make no mistake about it, Cena should lose again. There are rumors circulating about WWE putting the belt back on Cena, which I don’t see the logic in at all. The Brock Lesnar of 2014 should be the Brock Lesnar we should have gotten when he first came back. The monster no one can stop. The “Beast Incarnate” who holds the WWE Championship hostage, until a newcomer joins the fray and finally beats him. Until Wrestlemania XXXI, Lesnar should be undefeated. And it’s the job of guys like John Cena, The Big Show, Chris Jericho, or whoever they decide to put in front of Lesnar, to tell that story. Because it’s a good story. It’s a compelling and timeless story, really. And what we should see at Night of Champions is the next chapter of that story.

Rob’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
WINNER: John Cena (by DQ)

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John Cena and Paul Heyman Sell the PPV, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Just a warning folks, this one consists of mostly complaints. I was not happy with Raw this week.

Thoughts From Raw:

Paul Heyman urges John Cena to “give in” to defeat Brock Lesnar. I wasn’t as thrilled with this segment as a lot of other people were. Mick Foley even took to Twitter and called it “Quite simply one of the greatest interviews ever!” Respectfully, I disagree. It had nothing to do with either man’s performance. It’s just that we’ve seen this segment before. It’s the whole “This is who I am, and I won’t change!” speech. Off the top of my head, I can think of four people he’s done this with: Kane, The Rock, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan. Mind you, Heyman might have orated his side of it better than the others. But the fact is, this is a rerun. Still, it’s interesting to see Heyman and Cena in the ring together. And at this point, Lesnar vs. Cena is still a hot match. So it didn’t hurt the build up by any means.

Roman Reigns def. Randy Orton via disqualification. I don’t know what the deal is with this match. It bored everybody at Summerslam, and it bored everybody again on Raw this week. It just seems like these guys are wrestling in a vat of molasses every time they get together. I assume they’ll be wrestling at least one more time on pay per view, but at this rate a Randy Orton/Roman Reigns match might actually deter me from buying a show.

Jerry Springer returns to Raw, does an in-ring segment with the Bellas. Poor Jerry. He’s actually a very eloquent speaker. But this…this was just not good. As ever, this was like watching the popular girls in high school have an argument. Good lord, I just…don’t…care. And what’s more, I really don’t think the fans care either.

Also, “Brie Mode” will never be a thing. Ever.

Adrian Neville & Sami Zayn def. Tyson Kidd & Tyler Breeze. This was the best segment on the show, for my money. All these guys were obviously hungry, and they showed it to us this week. Neville seemed to be the stand out guy, and seemed to have won the crowd over. And here’s hoping they’re able to bring the Tyson Kidd/Natalya storyline they’re doing on NXT to the main roster once he’s ready to come back up.

Bray Wyatt def. Chris Jericho in a steel cage match. In all honesty, since the creation of Hell in a Cell, steel cage matches don’t really do it for me anymore. But Jericho and Wyatt pulled off a decent one this week. My only big complaint was Wyatt crab walking toward the cage door, which was more goofy than anything else.

Dolph Ziggler shows the world The Miz’s “leaked” photos. I’m usually a fan of Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, and Damien Sandow. But I wasn’t a fan of what they did here, especially in light of Melina and Velvet Sky being among the victims of this mass cloud hacking. I rain on what little humor this segment actually provided, but that’s where I’m at on this one. By the way, do we have to keep calling him Damien MIZdow? If we’re going to keep him with Miz, can’t he at least have his name back?

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Emasculating John Cena, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Thoughts From Raw:

The opening segment damn near kills the show. I hate to sound overdramatic, but that was in fact the case. Six man tags do so little for me anyway. But then to base it around the notion that Triple H doesn’t know if John Cena is really ready for Brock Lesnar at Night of Champions, after he friggin’ ran through the Wyatts last week, was nearly too much for me to take. I was worried the Raw broadcasts until Night of Champions would essentially be time killers, and this show did nothing to dissuade that. There was one bright spot to that opening segment though…

Triple H and Chris Jericho trade barbs during “Highlight Reel.” For whatever reason, Triple H likes to take little shots at the talent from time to time. We’ve seen these digs go toward top stars like John Cena, and even at virtually helpless ring announcers like Lilian Garcia. But occasionally, Hunter will get in there with someone like Chris Jericho, who doesn’t need to be in a WWE ring at this point in his career, and things get interesting. Granted, you can argue Jericho fired the first shot with the “shnoz” remark. But Hunter kind of kept things going needlessly. Either way, it’s refreshing to see talents who are unafraid to stand up for themselves and their characters when it becomes necessary.

John Cena lets Roman Reigns get the pinfall in the main event. So in a six man tag match where each man is supposed to be fighting to prove that he should be the top contender for the WWE Championship, Cena lets Reigns get the pin? Well, obviously it was to continue Reigns’ ascension toward main event level stardom. But from a character standpoint it made no sense.

Paul Heyman cuts a promo on the “emasculation” of John Cena at SummerslamWhile everybody else was essentially killing time, Paul Heyman was selling Night of Champions. I loved the direction he took things, and that’s the notion the whole show should have been built around. That could have fired up Cena, and prompted him to take charge in the main event. But instead they argued about whether Cena should really be the top contender.

The Miz (w/Damien Sandow) & Cesaro def. Dolph Ziggler & SheamusI actually like what Damien Sandow is doing as The Miz’s “stunt double.” Firstly, Miz got some nice heat out of the finish tonight. Secondly, it gives Sandow something do to other than wear silly costumes every week. And if they keep this duo together for awhile, it opens the door for a feud down the line. So what the hell, make Sandow a stunt double. Lord knows he’s played stranger roles this year…

Boredom with the Bellas, plus AJ and Paige. I was lucky enough to have gotten home late this week, so I was able to fast-forward through he vignettes where Nikki talked about “growing up Bella.” In terms of the in-ring segment, the acting was a little better this week, but it was still incredibly grating. I’m not exactly thrilled to see the intersection with Paige and AJ’s story, but this was obviously where it was going the whole time. I smell a triple threat match for Night of Champions. Paige vs. AJ vs. Nikki, and God help us, Nikki takes the title.

Incidentally, Stephanie vs. AJ? Yes please.

Goldust & Stardust continue to play heels against the Usos. Nope. Still not buying it. And if the chants are any indication (which they are, of course) neither are some of the fans. I maintain what I said last week. Goldust is too iconic for die-hard WWE fans to boo, and it’s silly for them to try and force the issue. But who knows? Maybe it’ll go somewhere good, and we’ll finally get to see the brothers fight. Though with the Bellas in a feud right now, it seems unlikely they’d go with another sibling rivalry program.

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Bella Twins, Bad Acting, and Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Thoughts From Raw:

Jerry Lawler hosts “reconciliation” between Brie and Nikki Bella. First of all, putting Jerry Lawler in the middle of this is hilarious. His reputation with women notwithstanding, I think they just did that for the “Jerry!” chants, the Springer show and what not. Secondly, the only reason I didn’t keep this segment on mute was for reviewing purposes (your welcome). My God the Bellas are terrible. This was silly soap opera acting at its worst. “I wish you’d died in the womb.” Psssht. Give me a break…

The sad thing is, there is an okay story under all the bad acting. I can see what they want this to be. Nikki went through hell when Brie “quit” WWE to be with her husband, and now she’s turned on her because of it. There was actually a point to her whole ear-splitting rant. But, as is the case with most instances when the Bella Twins talk, the delivery ruined it. It’s nothing against Nikki and Brie personally. I admire the fact that they’ve been performing with WWE for so long. They just don’t have he chops to fulfill this story’s dramatic needs. It’s sad, really. Especially for the audience, because we have to endure a LOT more of this. We’ve presumably got a series of Bella vs. Bella pay per view matches on the horizon…

Three ridiculous things are said during the Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Shawn Michaels panel discussion on Brock vs. Cena at Night of Champions:

1. Hulk Hogan: ”When it’s time, you know it’s your time.” This from the man who’s supposedly still trying to get in the ring again.

2. Shawn Michaels: “Everybody loves John Cena.” Really, Shawn? Everybody loves John Cena?

3. John Cena: ”I’m not going to Night of Champions to beat Brock Lesnar. I’m going to Night of Champions to beat Brock Lesnar’s ass.” Huh?

Goldust & Stardust seemingly turn heel on the Usos. This doesn’t make any sense. You’re going to try and get the fans to boo Goldust, a guy who’s been around for decades, and who probably has one of the best and most unique personas in the company’s history? I don’t get it.

WWE airs another interview package with Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. As usual, this was very effective. Paul Heyman must have a degree of creative input as far as what Brock is saying. How else could these be so good on such a consistent basis? I’d love to see Cena react to what Brock said about his dad and his childhood…

Cesaro def. Rob Van Dam, will face Sheamus for the United States Championship (presumably at Night of Champions). Remember when Rob Van Dam was the WWE Champion? Damn, that seems like a long time ago. On the plus side, Sheamus and Cesaro have had good matches in the past, and will likely give us another one whenever they end up facing off.

AJ Lee and PaigeLesbianism for a PG era. Oh c’mon. That’s exactly what they’re giving us. It’s Trish Stratus and Mickie James all over again, only now they’re PG so they have to imply everything. I did, however, like the image of AJ hugging an extremely reluctant Paige. The notion that Paige tried to out-crazy AJ and failed is an amusing one. And of course, AJ is always good with that kind of stuff. “My little English muffin.” Classic.

Seth Rollins and Kane face off against Roman Reigns. I’m a bit surprised we’re not getting more of Reigns vs. Orton, their rather dull match at Summerslam notwithstanding. Still, putting Rollins with Reigns makes creative sense, given their Shield backgrounds. But somebody needs to put in a memo to STOP using those damn fake cinderblocks. Cement doesn’t just crumble like sand when you throw it against cement. And it CERTAINLY doesn’t smash into a million pieces when you bash someone’s skull against it. The fact that Dean Ambrose wasn’t bleeding like hell last week as Raw went off the air put a major damper on his departure, in my opinion.

Rusev def. Jack Swagger. So Swagger loses to Rusev…again. I can only assume we’re building this up for one last match where Swagger finally does get the win, here. Otherwise, it seems like they’re killing him off…again.

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A Part Time Champion? Plus, WWE Summerslam 2014 Predictions (UPDATED w/ RESULTS!)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I’m fairly happy with what we’ll be seeing at Summerslam this year. A lot of one-on-one matches, a lot of personal issues to be resolved, a lot of new talent being positioned to step up, and a main event where the stakes are high, and the winner isn’t necessarily easy to predict.

Here’s my two cents…

Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro

Remember when Rob Van Dam was the WWE Champion? How about when Cesaro was said to be the next breakout star in WWE? Seems like a long time ago, doesn’t it? Neither of these guys have been getting a great shake in WWE lately. While Van Dam continues to have good matches with just about everybody he works with, the company isn’t taking advantage of him being an established star, a former Heavyweight Champion, and a guy who can do things in the ring that no one else can. Similarly, Cesaro has been miscast as a heel for most of the year, and has more or less been treading water since Wrestlemania. I don’t get it. But at the very least, these guys should give us a good match to open the show. As RVD has been jobbing to the likes of Rusev and Seth Rollins lately, I imagine we’ll see him lose to Cesaro here. *sigh* Granted, he was brought back to put over new stars. But still…he’s Rob Van Dam!!!

Rob’s Prediction: Cesaro
WINNER: Rob Van Dam

AJ Lee (c) vs. Paige

So Paige caused AJ to lose to Eva Marie, huh? Hey, that gets her plenty of heat with me. Still, I think there’s a lot of things left for AJ to do with the Divas Title. A feud with someone in The Authority seems like a natural way to go, particularly if Nikki Bella turns on Brie (more on that later). Putting the title on Paige after Wrestlemania was an okay way to shake things up a bit. But she’s still very young, and from my vantage point still has a lot to learn from a character development standpoint. AJ is already there, so let’s keep running with her.

Rob’s Prediction: AJ Lee

The Miz (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler

From the “smark” perspective, this is a feel-good match. Miz and Ziggler are buddies, both of whom have been pushed down the card in recent years. So this is a great opportunity for them to demand some attention on the second-biggest show of the year, with one of the most prestigious championships in the business to boot.

I’ve been a big fan of The Miz’s “no face hits!” persona, and I see him keeping the title here. However, here’s no reason the program needs to end at Summerslam. I say keep it going, and let these guys build on their personal chemistry, and really develop a rivalry for the IC Title. In the process, we can elevate both men, as well as the title. That’s a win for everybody.

Rob’s Prediction: The Miz
WINNER: Dolph Ziggler

Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

This match provides a nice little loophole which allows Swagger to beat Rusev without derailing much of his momentum. And of course, it’s a great way to play off the America vs. Russia drama that’s at the heart of this program. Naturally, I suspect it’ll be something involving Zeb Colter and Lana on the outside that allows Swagger to get the upper hand and wave old glory. A flag match would certainly be a perfect way to blow this sucker off. There are a variety of routes both men could take as we move into fall. But I’m thinking Swagger needs this career moment more than Rusev.

Rob’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

This match would be tough to predict had WWE not just announced Ambrose for their latest crappy movie, Lockdown. As the film is set to start principal photography this month, Rollins seems like the obvious winner here. Because it’s a lumberjack match, the door is obviously open for someone on the outside to “injure” Ambrose during the match. While I have no desire to see Ambrose taken off TV, obviously putting him in a movie is a gesture of good faith on WWE’s part. While he likely won’t be winning at SummerslamLockdown is a sign that WWE does indeed see him as a commodity.

Rob’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
WINNER: Seth Rollins

Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

I’m pleased that they’ve fleshed this program out a bit, and made it about Wyatt taking exception to Jericho’s “Savior” persona. That obviously adds a little bit more meat to what we’re seeing from these two. What Jericho said this past Monday in his face-to-face sit down with Wyatt about the various facets to his personality, and which side of Chris Jericho we’ll see at Summerslam was interesting. The notion of seeing a more vicious side of Y2J offers some interesting possibilities. Still, I think Wyatt is due for a win. He doesn’t necessarily NEED a win here, but I think he’ll get one.

Rob’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt
WINNER: Bray Wyatt

Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns

I’m diggin’ this match. Assuming Reigns is indeed the guy we’re going with at Wrestlemania XXXI, Orton is the right guy for him to be with at this point. I maintain Reigns has been talking too much for his own good. If WWE tries to make Reigns into a pandering “man of the people,” a la John Cena, the fans will turn on him sooner rather than later. But for now, Orton is a good person to put him with. I see Reigns going over here, and staying with Randy Orton through Hell in a Cell in October.

Rob’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
WINNER: Roman Reigns

Stephanie McMahon vs. Brie Bella

It’s been so long since Stephanie McMahon has had a match, that half the appeal of seeing this fight with Brie is finding out just what she’s capable of inside the ring. Much like her father, Stephanie has never been the most graceful in-ring performer. But she’s made up for it with raw emotion, along with the use of weapons and such. I suspect in this match we’ll see her use her added musculature to surprise us with a power move or two. But hopefully these two leave the actual wrestling to AJ and Paige, and give us a catfight that doesn’t overstay its welcome. I suspect we’ll see Nikki out there at one point, and perhaps Triple H or Kane. Who knows? Maybe Daniel Bryan will pop in to offer some limited physicality. There are a lot of different ways this match could go. But I suspect Stephanie gets the win with help from The Authority, and possibly a heel-turned Nikki Bella.

Rob’s Prediction: Stephanie McMahon
WINNER: Stephanie McMahon

John Cena (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

As awesome as this match is for a pay per view like Summerslam, I can’t help but feel a bit sad Daniel Bryan is missing his opportunity to have a big money match with Brock Lesnar. And I have no doubt the two of them, along with Paul Heyman of course, would have told a hell of a David vs. Goliath sort of story. In contrast, Cena and Lesnar give us more of a Clash of the Titans sort of tale.

But of course, we can’t deny the appeal of John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar, even though it’s a match we’ve seen several times. In the aftermath of what happened between Brock and The Undertaker, seeing him compete for the WWE Championship is an undeniable draw. And like many, I’m of the opinion that Brock should win the belt, and keep it until Wrestlemania. The subject of how that’s going to work has sparked a lot of debate. Theoretically, if WWE were to get Lesnar on a once-a-month schedule leading up to February, and up his appearances to promote Wrestlemania, that would work well. Then again, Paul Heyman noted in a recent interview that the WWE Championship may be defended too often in the modern era, and less may be more in terms of Brock and the belt. On a recent episode of The Ross Report, Jim Ross said that if the WWE Championship is featured less, then the value of the Intercontinental and United States Championships would thus increase. That’s an interesting notion.

In any event, if things progress as they should, Brock will be leaving Summerslam with the title. Needless to say, that’ll make things very interesting in the weeks to come. And at the end of the day, interesting TV is what we’re all here for.

Rob’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
WINNER: Brock Lesnar

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The Biggest Fight of the Summer. Plus, Other Ponderings From WWE Raw

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Thoughts From Raw:

WWE airs Cena vs. Lesnar video package, featuring interviews with both men. I always love when they do produced interviews with Brock this way. This is the only way we should ever hear him talk. He doesn’t have the pressure of being in front of a live crowd, the producers can try different takes, different lines, etc. He can be a really effective talker when he does it the right way. These video packages with Brock always leave an impression, and an resonate for a long time. What resonated with me about this one? Brock’s question: “For God’s sake, why wouldn’t Brock Lesnar beat The Undertaker?…Because he’s some mythical God? It’s not rocket science, people.” That was really good.

But let’s not discount Cena, either. His stuff about Brock only having to have “one fight every so often” in the UFC was good. These past two weeks, they’ve played up the differences between Cena and Lesnar very well. The idea of the passionate champion against the merciless mercenary has been conveyed effectively. The whole “blood and urine and vomit” thing might have been a bit too much. But all in all, I’m really ready for this match.

Still, as good as Cena vs. Lesnar will be, I can’t help but wonder how different the story would be if we had that David vs. Goliath scenario that a Brock Lesnar vs. Daniel Bryan match would have given us…

Roman Reigns def. Kane in a Last Man Standing Match. Heck of an opening match. Reigns and Kane went all “hardcore” for us. This should have been the main event, for my money. I actually think WWE should have put Stephanie and the Bellas on first, then close the show with the Last Man Standing Match. Why not? Yes, it was a good way to draw fans in. But if Steph and the Bellas are good enough to close a show, why can’t they open one? Plus, the knowledge that I’ve got a pay per view quality match coming my way would damn sure keep my interest.

Triple H, Jerry Lawler, and JBL plug the cost of the WWE Network to the point of obnoxiousness. Ah, I get it. They tried to get away with lots of shameless plugs by turning them into a comedy bit. It’s PG era DX logic. Except, much like the PG era DX, these plugs got old REAL fast. Obviously the WWE Network isn’t growing as fast as the company would like, and as such they’re shoving it down our throats each an every week, to the point that it’s actually obnoxious. But what they need to realize is that Raw caters to essentially the same audience each and every week. So plugging this network so mercilessly isn’t going to do any damn good, because most of the people who want to buy it have already done so. Mind you, I think the news that the Network is expanding overseas is terrific, and will boost subscriptions tremendously. Hopefully, that’ll allow WWE to be a little less intense in promoting this thing. Once they go overseas, it’ll be a new ball game.

Dean Ambrose def. Alberto Del Rio. I heard Paul Heyman say something on a podcast awhile back about Stone Cold Steve Austin. He said to watch the way Steve Austin hits the ropes, because he goes all out every time. For whatever reason, I was compelled to do that in this match with Dean Ambrose. In paying attention to detail like this, I came to appreciate the fact that every single time he’s out there, Ambrose looks like he’s fighting for his life. And in this match in particular, a Beat the Clock match, that was displayed quite poignantly. It also made Del Rio look pretty damn good, as the obstacle Ambrose just couldn’t clear. Really good match.

Heath Slater def. Seth Rollins. Cool little moment for Heath Slater this week, not that it’ll matter in the long run. So Slater’s new tag team partner is Titus O’Neil, huh? They could be entertaining together, I suppose. O’Neil was terribly miscast as a bruiser heel, so it’s nice to see him getting the chance to talk and be charismatic again. I still miss the Prime Time Players, though.

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