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Save Us Dean Ambrose, Plus WWE Hell in a Cell 2014 Predictions

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Ugh. This is like eating stale bread.

We are, indeed, in the midst of what has become WWE’s annual autumn slump. Most of what we’re seeing is either tired and stale, or simply uninteresting. With any luck, Brock Lesnar’s next title defense will be at Survivor Series, which means Paul Heyman will have a reason to be on Raw every week again. I’m guessing some of these older rivalries will end here, too. So hopefully Hell in a Cell will mark the end of the autumn slump. Because good lord, we’ve got a Bella vs. Bella match on this show. It doesn’t get much worse than this.

STIPULATION MATCH:
Nikki Bella vs. Brie Bella
Loser must become the winner’s personal assistant. 

What’s worse than having one Bella in the ring? Having two Bellas in the ring. Just keep it as short and as painless as possible, okay? As for who wins…I really don’t care. I’ve been fast-forwarding or muting any segment involving a Bella for awhile now, and this match certainly won’t put a stop to that. But since this whole “personal assistant” stipulation obviously favors the heel, my instinct is to go with Nikki.

Rob’s Prediction: Nikki Bella
WINNER: Nikki Bella

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Sheamus (c) vs. The Miz

I believe I’ve said this before, but it really speaks to how shallow the WWE roster is right now that United States Champion Sheamus and Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler essentially switched challengers this month. Last week it was Ziggler vs. Miz and Sheamus vs. Cesaro. This month Sheamus has Miz, and Cesaro is with Ziggler. And as much as I hate to say it, because I’m a Sheamus fan, the guy is cold as the U.S. Champion. He’s capable of turning in some really good matches. But his persona desperately needs to be tweaked. As such, despite how hot The Miz’s partnership with Damien Sandow is, this match really doesn’t mean much. How long has Sheamus been champion, anyway? *checks the stats* May 5. And even then, I was calling for a Sheamus heel turn. The other day on The Ross Report, Jim Ross fantasy booked a United States Title win for Rusev, followed by an embittered Sheamus turning heel. Sounds like great booking to me. And with Survivor Series coming up next month, what better time for Sheamus to drop the belt? But for that to happen, he’ll need to get through Miz this month. That shouldn’t be too tall a task. Damien Sandow pinned Sheamus this past week on Raw. So a Miz loss here would further the developing storyline between those two.

Rob’s Prediction: Sheamus
WINNER: Sheamus

WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Goldust & Stardust (c) vs. The Usos

I’m just about ready for this one to be over. Both these teams have been lumped into six-man bouts in recent weeks, so we haven’t seen a lot of significant development in their rivalry. As such, they’ve gone pretty stale. So I say let this one die, and let’s find some new pairings. This one’s a toss up in terms of who wins, but I’m going to go with the Usos. They make great tag team champions, and think they’re the best duo to have against whatever up-and-coming teams may be on their way from NXT.

Rob’s Prediction: The Usos
WINNERS: Goldust & Stardust

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
AJ Lee (c) vs. Paige

I’m ready for this one to be over too. I like the AJ/Paige pairing. But we’ve pretty much gone as far as we can go with the whole implied lesbianism thing. And bringing Alicia Fox into the story as Paige’s ally hasn’t brought anything too compelling into the story. So I say we just blow this one off, and let AJ move on to somebody else. As Paige and Alicia Fox have both been added to the next season of Total Divas, I’m not expecting them to go away any time soon. But my hope is that once she’s separated from the Divas Title picture, Paige doesn’t simply become another one of the girls.

Rob’s Prediction: AJ Lee
WINNER: AJ Lee

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Cesaro

The cool thing about this match is these guys don’t need to say much to one another to make things compelling. Their ring work and their athleticism largely speak for themselves. While their pairing does speak to the lack of depth on the roster right now, that doesn’t mean it’s not a good pairing. Quite frankly, this is what the Intercontinental Championship should be about. It should be the worker’s title. And a 2-out-of-3 falls match is a hell of a way to showcase what great workers these two are. After Ziggler played championship hot potato with The Miz last month, I think it would do him good to keep the strap this month. Cesaro, of course, can come back to the well several times as far as I’m concerned. If these two are given the proper platform to perform on, they can do amazing things.

Rob’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
WINNER: Dolph Ziggler

The Big Show vs. Rusev

Oh c’mon. Like Rusev’s first loss is really going to go to the Big Show at an October pay per view? Yeah, right. Still, I’ll credit WWE with actually getting Rusev over as a dominant monster. Going through Big Show will do nothing but help him in that respect. As I said, I’d like to see him target Sheamus next, hopefully sooner rather than later. In light of current events, a Russian bruiser who captures the United States Championship could make for a hell of an act, especially with Lana doing the mic work. In any event, Rusev wins.

Rob’s Prediction: Rusev
WINNER: Rusev

STIPULATION HELL IN A CELL MATCH:
John Cena vs. Randy Orton
Winner gets a WWE Heavyweight Title shot. 

*sigh* John Cena vs. Randy Orton…again.

Even with their options somewhat limited as to who they can use on this show, it’s pretty ballsy of WWE to give us Cena vs. Orton on a pay per view in 2014. They got booed out of the building at the Royal Rumble. Why? It’s got nothing to do with their individual talents (at least from where I sit). It’s because we’ve seen this match so many times over the years. At this point, I’d say putting this match on a show actually detracts from a pay per view’s drawing power. I’ll say this much, WWE actually gave us a valid reason for putting Cena and Orton together: The winner gets a WWE Title shot. But then again, it was Dean Ambrose who defeated Cena to get into a cell match with Seth Rollins. So does it really make any sense?

In the end, I see Orton taking the win here, and hopefully moving one step closer to a babyface turn. Orton’s recent popularity on Vine may have sparked interest in a turn. But in truth, it seemed like Orton was moving that way already. And thankfully, an Orton turn would force WWE to shake things up a bit, and put some new dance pairings together.

Rob’s Prediction: Randy Orton
WINNER: John Cena

HELL IN A CELL MATCH:
Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

If WWE is smart, this will be the last match on the show. Not only will Ambrose and Rollins outperform Cena and Orton, their rivalry is the only one in the company that’s actually worthy of the cell. They were in the Shield together for over a year, then Ambrose targeted Rollins and managed to have a hell of a lumberjack match at Summerslam. To top that off, Ambrose has created one of the most compelling characters in WWE right now, and has made himself the perfect foil for Rollins.

I really think Dean Ambrose needs a win here. Hell in a Cell is a great arena for him, and it makes sense for him to pull out a win here. Ambrose certainly wasn’t at the top of WWE’s list of future main event stars. But circumstances being what they are, they may have no choice but to go with Ambrose. And that, my friends, is a good thing.

Rob’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
WINNER: Seth Rollins

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The Fall of the Roman Empire? Plus, A Look At WWE Night of Champions 2014 (UPDATED w/ RESULTS)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

So we’ve got no Roman Reigns for this show, huh? Meh. I can live with that. Reigns wasn’t really a major element in this show’s drawing power. Come to think of it, this match only has one thing going for it in in that respect: The John Cena/Brock Lesnar rematch. However, Reigns’ injury does create an interesting opportunity. He was originally set to face Seth Rollins, right? Seems like a heck of a chance to bring Dean Ambrose back, doesn’t it?

In any event, let’s look at what we’ve got here…

WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH:
Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro

At this point, why not just give the belt to Cesaro? Sheamus’ run with the title hasn’t made him more relevant, and it certainly hasn’t done anything for the title. So I say we just give it to Cesaro. The upside, of course, is that this could be a pretty good match. Make no mistake about it, both these guys can go. And I legitimately feel bad for both of them, because they’re both worthy of being higher on the card than this. They just seem to be stuck in limbo. But who knows? Maybe another US Title run will elevate Cesaro ever so slightly.

Rob’s Prediction: Cesaro
WINNER: Sheamus

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz

I been a fan of what these guys have been doing since Summerslam, what with the “private” photo leak angle, and then adding R-Truth to the mix. It seems cheap. Why not play up the diversity in their credentials? At one point, Ziggler set a record for amateur wrestling victories at Kent State University, and was scouted by WWE. In contrast, Miz went the reality TV route. It’s great storytelling material. But unfortunately we got bad attempts at humor. I see Ziggler retaining here, hopefully continuing what should be a pretty lengthy reign with the IC Title. Ziggler could help re-establish that title as the worker’s title, and how freakin’ cool would that be?

Rob’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
WINNER: The Miz

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR WWE DIVAS TITLE:
Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

They’re going to make Nikki the champion. They just are. They’re going to take the title away from two genuinely talented women, and give it to the mannequin that looks and talks like a Kardashian. Am I mean? Maybe. But I’m also right, aren’t I? I suppose theoretically they could have Brie come out and cost her the title. But having Nikki win the title would tie into Total Divas quite nicely, as would the inevitable Brie vs. Nikki match for the belt. I’ll say this much for Total Divas, it’s prompted WWE to make their women’s division a priority. They’re doing it all wrong, but at least it’s a priority.

Rob’s Prediction: Nikki Bella
WINNER: AJ Lee

WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Usos (c) vs. Goldust & Stardust

I like that the Usos have helped make the tag belts matter a little more. They’ve held them since March, and consistently defended them against credible opponents. What I don’t like is that they made Goldust & Stardust (as opposed to “Gold & Stardust, which sounds ridiculous) go heel for this program. I can only assume the reason is because WWE doesn’t want them getting more cheers than the Usos. Fair enough, I suppose. But it just seems forced. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see them go babyface again the next night on Raw. The Usos will keep the belts here, of course, and hopefully keep them until an upstart team from NXT comes up to challenge them. It’s going to be The Ascension, right? That’s what I keep hearing…

Rob’s Prediction: The Usos
WINNERS: Goldust & Stardust

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Imagine my surprise when the “Mark Henry rallies America” segment main evented Raw this past week. Supposedly they had Cena, Heyman, and Lesnar in the middle of the show to combat Monday Night Football. But one would’ve thought they’d choose to end the show with Reigns and Rollins. But no, instead we got more America vs. Russia. I’ll say this for Rusev: I buy him now. He’s no longer just a big brute who’s incapable of emoting. With his massive size, his athleticism, and Lana’s help, he’s become a genuine player. And no doubt he’ll continue to be one after he goes through Mark Henry at Night of Champions. Hopefully they keep this one short and sweet, though. I’m not expecting much in terms of quality.

Rob’s Prediction: Rusev
WINNER: Rusev

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Here’s a throw together match if I’ve ever seen one. How did this one start, again? Orton attacked Jericho two weeks ago because “It’s the season premiere!” Yeah, nothing lazy about that. I’ll be interested to see if these two go at it again next month at Hell in a Cell, or if Jericho is tapped to be Brock Lesnar’s next challenger (more on that in a bit). Either way, I suspect Jericho will come out on top here. He’s lost to Bray Wyatt in two big matches. I’d say he’s due for a win.

Rob’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
WINNER: Randy Orton

WWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Paul Heyman

This should be the match we thought we were getting at Summerslam. The successor to the match we saw at Extreme Rules 2012. After the squash at Summerslam, Cena deserves to come out fighting in this one. And I’m sure they’ll give us something good. But make no mistake about it, Cena should lose again. There are rumors circulating about WWE putting the belt back on Cena, which I don’t see the logic in at all. The Brock Lesnar of 2014 should be the Brock Lesnar we should have gotten when he first came back. The monster no one can stop. The “Beast Incarnate” who holds the WWE Championship hostage, until a newcomer joins the fray and finally beats him. Until Wrestlemania XXXI, Lesnar should be undefeated. And it’s the job of guys like John Cena, The Big Show, Chris Jericho, or whoever they decide to put in front of Lesnar, to tell that story. Because it’s a good story. It’s a compelling and timeless story, really. And what we should see at Night of Champions is the next chapter of that story.

Rob’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
WINNER: John Cena (by DQ)

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A Part Time Champion? Plus, WWE Summerslam 2014 Predictions (UPDATED w/ RESULTS!)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

I’m fairly happy with what we’ll be seeing at Summerslam this year. A lot of one-on-one matches, a lot of personal issues to be resolved, a lot of new talent being positioned to step up, and a main event where the stakes are high, and the winner isn’t necessarily easy to predict.

Here’s my two cents…

PRE-SHOW MATCH:
Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro

Remember when Rob Van Dam was the WWE Champion? How about when Cesaro was said to be the next breakout star in WWE? Seems like a long time ago, doesn’t it? Neither of these guys have been getting a great shake in WWE lately. While Van Dam continues to have good matches with just about everybody he works with, the company isn’t taking advantage of him being an established star, a former Heavyweight Champion, and a guy who can do things in the ring that no one else can. Similarly, Cesaro has been miscast as a heel for most of the year, and has more or less been treading water since Wrestlemania. I don’t get it. But at the very least, these guys should give us a good match to open the show. As RVD has been jobbing to the likes of Rusev and Seth Rollins lately, I imagine we’ll see him lose to Cesaro here. *sigh* Granted, he was brought back to put over new stars. But still…he’s Rob Van Dam!!!

Rob’s Prediction: Cesaro
WINNER: Rob Van Dam

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
AJ Lee (c) vs. Paige

So Paige caused AJ to lose to Eva Marie, huh? Hey, that gets her plenty of heat with me. Still, I think there’s a lot of things left for AJ to do with the Divas Title. A feud with someone in The Authority seems like a natural way to go, particularly if Nikki Bella turns on Brie (more on that later). Putting the title on Paige after Wrestlemania was an okay way to shake things up a bit. But she’s still very young, and from my vantage point still has a lot to learn from a character development standpoint. AJ is already there, so let’s keep running with her.

Rob’s Prediction: AJ Lee
WINNER: Paige

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
The Miz (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler

From the “smark” perspective, this is a feel-good match. Miz and Ziggler are buddies, both of whom have been pushed down the card in recent years. So this is a great opportunity for them to demand some attention on the second-biggest show of the year, with one of the most prestigious championships in the business to boot.

I’ve been a big fan of The Miz’s “no face hits!” persona, and I see him keeping the title here. However, here’s no reason the program needs to end at Summerslam. I say keep it going, and let these guys build on their personal chemistry, and really develop a rivalry for the IC Title. In the process, we can elevate both men, as well as the title. That’s a win for everybody.

Rob’s Prediction: The Miz
WINNER: Dolph Ziggler

FLAG MATCH:
Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

This match provides a nice little loophole which allows Swagger to beat Rusev without derailing much of his momentum. And of course, it’s a great way to play off the America vs. Russia drama that’s at the heart of this program. Naturally, I suspect it’ll be something involving Zeb Colter and Lana on the outside that allows Swagger to get the upper hand and wave old glory. A flag match would certainly be a perfect way to blow this sucker off. There are a variety of routes both men could take as we move into fall. But I’m thinking Swagger needs this career moment more than Rusev.

Rob’s Prediction: Jack Swagger
WINNER: Rusev

LUMBERJACK MATCH:
Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

This match would be tough to predict had WWE not just announced Ambrose for their latest crappy movie, Lockdown. As the film is set to start principal photography this month, Rollins seems like the obvious winner here. Because it’s a lumberjack match, the door is obviously open for someone on the outside to “injure” Ambrose during the match. While I have no desire to see Ambrose taken off TV, obviously putting him in a movie is a gesture of good faith on WWE’s part. While he likely won’t be winning at SummerslamLockdown is a sign that WWE does indeed see him as a commodity.

Rob’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
WINNER: Seth Rollins

Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

I’m pleased that they’ve fleshed this program out a bit, and made it about Wyatt taking exception to Jericho’s “Savior” persona. That obviously adds a little bit more meat to what we’re seeing from these two. What Jericho said this past Monday in his face-to-face sit down with Wyatt about the various facets to his personality, and which side of Chris Jericho we’ll see at Summerslam was interesting. The notion of seeing a more vicious side of Y2J offers some interesting possibilities. Still, I think Wyatt is due for a win. He doesn’t necessarily NEED a win here, but I think he’ll get one.

Rob’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt
WINNER: Bray Wyatt

Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns

I’m diggin’ this match. Assuming Reigns is indeed the guy we’re going with at Wrestlemania XXXI, Orton is the right guy for him to be with at this point. I maintain Reigns has been talking too much for his own good. If WWE tries to make Reigns into a pandering “man of the people,” a la John Cena, the fans will turn on him sooner rather than later. But for now, Orton is a good person to put him with. I see Reigns going over here, and staying with Randy Orton through Hell in a Cell in October.

Rob’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
WINNER: Roman Reigns

Stephanie McMahon vs. Brie Bella

It’s been so long since Stephanie McMahon has had a match, that half the appeal of seeing this fight with Brie is finding out just what she’s capable of inside the ring. Much like her father, Stephanie has never been the most graceful in-ring performer. But she’s made up for it with raw emotion, along with the use of weapons and such. I suspect in this match we’ll see her use her added musculature to surprise us with a power move or two. But hopefully these two leave the actual wrestling to AJ and Paige, and give us a catfight that doesn’t overstay its welcome. I suspect we’ll see Nikki out there at one point, and perhaps Triple H or Kane. Who knows? Maybe Daniel Bryan will pop in to offer some limited physicality. There are a lot of different ways this match could go. But I suspect Stephanie gets the win with help from The Authority, and possibly a heel-turned Nikki Bella.

Rob’s Prediction: Stephanie McMahon
WINNER: Stephanie McMahon

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
John Cena (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

As awesome as this match is for a pay per view like Summerslam, I can’t help but feel a bit sad Daniel Bryan is missing his opportunity to have a big money match with Brock Lesnar. And I have no doubt the two of them, along with Paul Heyman of course, would have told a hell of a David vs. Goliath sort of story. In contrast, Cena and Lesnar give us more of a Clash of the Titans sort of tale.

But of course, we can’t deny the appeal of John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar, even though it’s a match we’ve seen several times. In the aftermath of what happened between Brock and The Undertaker, seeing him compete for the WWE Championship is an undeniable draw. And like many, I’m of the opinion that Brock should win the belt, and keep it until Wrestlemania. The subject of how that’s going to work has sparked a lot of debate. Theoretically, if WWE were to get Lesnar on a once-a-month schedule leading up to February, and up his appearances to promote Wrestlemania, that would work well. Then again, Paul Heyman noted in a recent interview that the WWE Championship may be defended too often in the modern era, and less may be more in terms of Brock and the belt. On a recent episode of The Ross Report, Jim Ross said that if the WWE Championship is featured less, then the value of the Intercontinental and United States Championships would thus increase. That’s an interesting notion.

In any event, if things progress as they should, Brock will be leaving Summerslam with the title. Needless to say, that’ll make things very interesting in the weeks to come. And at the end of the day, interesting TV is what we’re all here for.

Rob’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
WINNER: Brock Lesnar

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Sting’s WWE “Debut,” Plus WWE Battleground 2014 Predictions (UPDATED w/ Results!)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Before we get into Battleground, the topic of the week is obviously Sting’s appearance on Raw. Or at least a WWE video game commercial that aired during Raw. It was tremendously produced, and a great way to plant that seed for what could be an epic angle down the road.

Supposedly, Sting hasn’t officially signed a deal yet. But purely from an outsider’s perspective, it seems to be imminent. And that’s a great thing. With WWE trying so damn hard to get people to buy the network, the timing couldn’t be more right for Sting to finally work for them, even if it’s only for one match. As for who that match would be with, obviously a lot of people are calling for Sting vs. Undertaker to finally happen. There are many who question whether that match should take place, given what happened with ‘Taker at Wrestlemania XXX, and the notion that given the age of both men, it might not be the dream match we’ve always imagined it being. Personally, I’m of the belief that if both guys are healthy, they can make it special. Both Sting and The Undertaker have been able to defy father time for years. I won’t doubt they can each do it one more time.

But if Sting vs. Undertaker isn’t in the cards, there are a plenty of guys Sting could wrestle and draw money with. Triple H, John Cena, and Randy Orton all come to mind. But we’ve got plenty of time to speculate and analyze. For now I’m keen to sit back and enjoy the simple fact that Sting and WWE are working together after all these years.

And now, on to Battleground.

PRE-SHOW MATCH:
Cameron vs. Naomi

I’m intrigued to see how Naomi develops now that these two are no longer a duo. I think some of the stuff we’ve seen her go through with the eye injury, combined with her athletic prowess in the ring, have earned her some respect in the eyes of the “smart” fans. Cameron, on the other hand, does not seem to have earned that respect. But in her case, that may be a good thing. It’s extremely easy to dislike Cameron. Even Michael Cole seemed legitimately annoyed by her a few weeks back. That could be the basis for a great heel persona, assuming Cameron can back up what she says in the ring. This match might not be the best pick in terms of drawing last minute buys for the pay per view. But it could be interesting to watch from the standpoint of where these two performers are, in relation to where they could be later.

Rob’s Prediction: Naomi
WINNER: Cameron

Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

A few days ago, I would have easily picked Rusev as the victor here. But in light of what happened with that Malaysian Airlines jet this week, and the potential Russian involvement there, it’s a rather inconvenient time to be a in an act that sings the praises of Vladimir Putin every week. Still, I don’t expect WWE to soften Rusev or Lana from a character standpoint. I just think they’ll scale back his dominance a bit on this show. I expect Lana will get involved somehow, allowing Swagger to get a DQ victory. A brawl will follow, and Swagger will come out looking strong without actually beating Rusev. For my money, it’s best to proceed with caution for the time being.

Rob’s Prediction: Jack Swagger
WINNER: Rusev by count out

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
AJ Lee (c) vs. Paige

So they’re “frienemies,” huh? Meh, that’s not really my cup of tea. But hey, it’s AJ and Paige on a pay per view. I won’t complain. These two have helped break WWE’s fitness model mold for female wrestlers. So it’s great to see them getting a chance to shine together on pay per view. But it must be said: Paige is pretty bland from a character standpoint. I don’t see her winning the belt back until she develops a bit more in that respect. Maybe a few losses to AJ will bring some more emotion out of Paige, and we’ll get to know her a bit better. But for now, the belt stays with AJ.

Rob’s Prediction: AJ Lee
WINNER: AJ Lee

2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM TITLES:
The Usos (c) vs. Luke Harper & Erick Rowan

Here’s another kind of match I don’t think we’ve seen on pay per view in awhile. Two out of three falls for the tag straps? How cool is that? This isn’t necessarily a hot rivalry, but the Usos and the Wyatts have an old school hero/villain dynamic going on. Harper and Rowan are more than worthy of holding tag team champions. But I think right now it’s the Usos’ time to shine, and build a reputation as a dominant babyface tag team. Still, this being the kind of match that it is, it’s likely the Wyatts will at least get to beat the champs once. That’s a nice little feather in their caps.

Rob’s Prediction: The Usos
WINNER: The Usos

20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL TO CROWN NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION:

Firstly, I’m happy Bad News Barrett is popping in for this match. That character was on such a role, and hopefully this will help him hold on to at least a little bit of that momentum.

Typically, battle royals like this can be tough to predict. But in this case, I think there’s a clear winner: The Miz. He’s quickly resumed his heel run with a new “Don’t hit me in the face!” M.O., and he’s as easy to dislike as ever. What’s more, he was clashing with Sheamus this past week. A win for Miz here might lead to the often-discussed unification of the Intercontinental and United States Championships via a match with Sheamus at Summerslam. But even if that’s not the case, a heel Miz would certainly make a better IC Champ than the babyface Miz did.

Rob’s Prediction: The Miz
WINNER: The Miz

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

These two are arguably even better as rivals than they were as partners. Rollins’ new role as the sell out is a perfect contrast to Ambrose’s defiant bad boy attitude. And the idea that Ambrose can run in and ruin Rollins’ Money in the Bank cash-in is something they’ve never done before. So the build up for this match has been excellent. From a wrestling standpoint, it may be the dark horse pick to steal the show. In picking a winner here, oddly enough, there’s an X factor that needs to be considered: Brock Lesnar. Rollins is supposedly The Authority’s designated plan B to take the WWE Championship back, right? But then Paul Heyman interjected this past week on Raw, and floated the idea of Brock being their back up plan. Rollins losing to Ambrose here would provide the perfect incentive for Triple H and Stephanie to cast him aside in favor of the man who just broke The Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak. Thus, Ambrose wins this round. But I expect we’ll get at least one more pay per view go-around with these two.

Rob’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
WINNER: Seth Rollins via forfeit

Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

As great as the inciting incident for this program was, the subsequent build up for this match has been frustrating. Bray Wyatt has yet to give us a definitive reason as to why he doesn’t like Chris Jericho. This past week on Raw he said something like: “You said you would save us, Chris!” But what does that even mean? In any event, hopefully the match will make the confusing build up worthwhile. I see Bray Wyatt picking up the win here. This would, ideally, lead Jericho to take more of a proactive approach against Bray. Instead of asking why Wyatt attacked him, Jericho would now be the one doing the attacking. To see Bray on the defensive against a man like Jericho might make for compelling television.

Rob’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt
WINNER: Chris Jericho

FATAL FOURWAY MATCH FOR WWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:

Meh. I’m not really into this one at all. We know who wins here. This is the obligatory pay per view title match between Cena’s title victory, and his big match with Brock at Summerslam. To WWE’s credit, they’ve at least made it look like a big important match. And if these four do their jobs well (which I’m sure they will), there’ll be a point in this match where it looks like someone other than Cena (most likely Roman Reigns) will walk out with the title. But make no mistake about it, this night belongs to Cena. And that’s fine. Bring on Cena vs. Lesnar at Summerslam. Plus, if this match goes how I imagine it will, this’ll also lead us to Reigns vs. Orton at the August spectacular.

Rob’s Prediction: John Cena
WINNER: John Cena

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A WWE Extreme Rules Preview (UPDATED w/ RESULTS) – A Dream Match, A Cage Match, A Title Match

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This is not the Extreme Rules card I expected to see following Wrestlemania XXX. For some, like The Shield, that’s a good thing. For others, like Daniel Bryan, that’s not so good. Bryan finds himself in, for my money, the third most important match on this pay per view. The main event of this show really should have been Bryan vs. Batista, in my estimation. Granted, maybe this all was meant to be. Bryan took a week off for his honeymoon, and then had a very reduced role on a Raw a few weeks back due to his father’s passing. So in essence, he hasn’t been around for much of the build up. Still, after all we saw at Wrestlemania, Bryan, not to mention the WWE Championship, deserve a better match than what they have at Extreme Rules.

But more on that in a bit…

PRE-SHOW “WheeLC” MATCH:
El Torito vs. Hornswoggle

Hey, at least it’s not on the actual pay per view.

Supposedly, this match is going to have “mini” tables, ladders, and chairs. That’s…kind of interesting, I guess. I assume Los Matadores and 3MB will be out there as well to up the action quotient. El Torito is obviously the winner here, as he’s the more marketable, kid-friendly character.

Rob’s Prediction: El Torito
WINNER: El Torito 

HANDICAP MATCH:
Alexander Rusev vs. R-Truth & Xavier Woods

Kind of a tough break for Xavier Woods, huh? It’s his first pay per view match, and he’s jobbing in a 2-on-1 handicap match. What’s more, the guy he’s jobbing too kind of sucks. Alexander Rusev’s gimmick is about as old as the business itself. He’s the evil foreigner. But, despite what appear to be some good in-ring skills, his face just kills the entire presentation. He doesn’t look menacing. He appears to be either apathetic or tired, depending on the day. So yes, Rusev will get the win here. But unless something changes, I just don’t see him going very far.

Rob’s Prediction: Alexander Rusev
WINNER: Alexander Rusev 

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
Paige (c) vs. Tamina Snuka

I like this match, and a like what’s been done with Paige so far. Supposedly WWE has been booking her against undercard heels (Aksana, Alicia Fox, etc.) so that the fans can get to know her. I definitely like what I see, though I stand by what I said about her winning the title in her first match not being a good move. On paper, this match is really interesting. I think Tamina has about 30 pounds on Paige, and is significantly more muscled, not to mention more experienced. So watching what I expect will be a cat and mouse game between the two could prove compelling. But you never know. Either way, Paige walks out with the title.

Rob’s Prediction: Paige
WINNER:
Paige 

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Big E. (c) vs. Bad New Barrett

While Barrett is no stranger to the Intercontinental Title, holding the belt a fourth time could prove very valuable for him, as he’s been in the process of reinventing himself for the past six months or so. Becoming the Intercontinental Champion again could solidify the idea that he’s still a big name player, and not just a bad comedy act. Big E. has had a nice run with the title, and actually been more successful that I ever thought he’d be with it. But now I think it’s time to knock him down a peg and see if he can stay afloat. A rematch next month between he and Barrett might be interesting to see once the tides have been turned. Either way, Barrett is on the rise yet again.

Rob’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett
WINNER:
Bad News Barrett 

Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro vs. Jack Swagger

This is actually the toughest match on the card to predict. All three of these guys are are proven commodities, and you can make an argument for all three of them going over. A win for Swagger would prove that, despite perception, he wasn’t the weak link in the Real Americans. A win for Cesaro would further solidify his status as a player in the making. A win for Rob Van Dam could serve as a springboard into a higher profile program. It’s a tough choice, but at the end of the day it’ll probably be Cesaro. I’m not sure what WWE is trying to do with him, as the fans clearly want to cheer for him. But he’s aligned with Paul Heyman, who’s about as much a bad guy as you can be. But they definitely seem to have something in mind for him, so I’ll say he pins RVD and gets the victory.

Rob’s Prediction: Cesaro
WINNER: Cesaro 

EXTREME RULES MATCH FOR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kane

This match seems like a time killer until we’re ready to put the Evolution/Shield feud aside. Kane is a convenient dragon to through in Bryan’s path until a larger threat comes along. Bryan, the WWE Championship, and frankly Kane, all deserve better than that. Still, I’m sure they’ll give us something that’s decent at the very least. It’s interesting how WWE has played with imagery in terms of Kane’s mask. It would be cool if that were somehow involved, i.e. Bryan rips off the mask, and somehow turns Kane back into the corporate underling. In any event, hopefully Bryan will put Kane behind him, and move on to bigger things.

Rob’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
WINNER:
 Daniel Bryan 

STEEL CAGE MATCH:
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt

I’m not as in love with Bray Wyatt as a lot of fans are. I certainly like the idea of Bray Wyatt, and am intrigued for what it could become. But it’s still fairly new. While Bray Wyatt has given us some really good promos, and an interesting segment involving a youth choir, I’m not blown away by his work. Very much intrigued, but not yet blown away. A victory for Bray in this cage match seems likely, and from there, another match with Cena at Payback. I see Bray worming his way into the WWE Championship picture eventually. I don’t know if he’ll win it on his first try, but he’s definitely on his way.

Rob’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt
WINNER: Bray Wyatt 

Evolution vs. The Shield

I certainly didn’t expect a babyface turn from The Shield, but it’s turned out very well. These are big words, but The Shield could turn out to be the most bad ass babyface tandem since Degeneration X circa 1998. There’s a certain irony to that, considering Triple H is across the ring from them here.

This bout definitely has a nice dream match feel to it. Two mega factions from two different eras colliding in what I can only assume will be the final match on this show. I maintain that the eventual plan here will be to turn Rollins and Ambrose against Reigns, so that he can break out as a singles star. I see some sort of high-level match for him at Summerslam, possibly against Triple H. But we shouldn’t rule out Batista, either. Roman Reigns definitely has star power. In the aftermath of this year’s Royal Rumble, we certainly can’t deny that. But here’s hoping Ambrose and Rollins don’t end up simply being relegated to henchmen for The Authority. They’re too damn talented for that.

I see Evolution taking this one home. Considering Hunter, Orton, and Batista all lost at Wrestlemania, and The Shield had a decisive victory that night, the villains are due for a win. How things break down from here is anybody’s guess. With luck, we’ll see Bryan face Batista for the title next month, and possibly Orton facing off against Reigns in a one-on-one match. But at this point, the card seems to be wide open.

Rob’s Prediction: Evolution
WINNERS:
The Shield 

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A Wrestlemania XXX Preview – The Hogan Factor, The Streak, and Daniel Bryan’s Journey

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

Wrestlemania XXX. That’s a hell of an anniversary, and with luck, WWE will give us a hell of a show. There’s plenty of drama to be found in the upper card. The undercard looks okay at face value, but there’s still plenty of potential there.

One of the things that really interests me coming into this show is the Hulk Hogan factor. Much like The Rock did a few years ago, Hogan is “hosting” this year’s event. But what does that mean exactly? In The Rock’s case, it meant a big speech at the top of the show, some backstage vignettes, and interfering in the main event. For Hogan it could mean any number of things. I suspect we’ll get some backstage stuff from him as well, and hopefully he’ll be out there to introduce the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. But personally, I’m hoping we see Hogan come face-to-face with a man who was just announced for the show a few days ago: Stone Cold Steve Austin. We never did get to see Hogan vs. Austin at a Wrestlemania, but hopefully we’ll get a nice little moment between the two of them.

Hopefully we’ll get a lot of nice moments this year.

PRE-SHOW MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM TITLES:
The Usos (c) vs. The Real Americans vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. Los Matadores

Swagger and Ryback took a pretty rough tumble down the card this year, didn’t they? Yes, it’s a title match. But it’s a pre-show match, which happens as fans are filing in, and Wrestlemania really isn’t in full swing yet. Cesaro especially deserves better than this, given the great year he’s had. Not much to say about this one. With the New Age Outlaws out of the title picture, this is basically just a throw-together match. I don’t see any reason why The Usos wouldn’t retain here, as they just got the belts, and have made themselves into a fairly hot tag team. Given the tension we’ve seen between Swagger and Cesaro, I can only assume the finish will involve them in some way. Swagger costs Cesaro the fall, or something of that nature. This would likely lead to them finally splitting up the next night on Raw. Either way, The Usos take it home.

Rob’s Prediction: The Usos
WINNER: The Usos

VICKIE GUERRERO INVITATIONAL FOR WWE DIVAS TITLE:
AJ Lee (c) and pretty much everybody else. 

So…how is this going to work exactly? It’s one fall to a finish, right? So are we going to have two girls in the ring while everybody else is on the apron, and different girls just tag in and out? Either way, I expect this match to come off somewhat messily. I’ll shakily predict AJ comes out on top, perhaps with a quick roll-up on Tamina, resulting in a feud between the two of them.

Rob’s Prediction: AJ Lee
WINNER: AJ Lee

The Shield vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws

For my money Wrestlemania XXX will mark the end of The Shield. Ambrose and Rollins will either blatantly cost Roman Reigns the fall, or they’ll simply leave him on his own against Kane and the Outlaws. The latter could potentially provide a compelling underdog scenario for Reigns, allowing the fans to cheer him on in a three-on-one situation. But ultimately, Reigns would go down, and Rollins and Ambrose would wind up taking the Outlaws’ place as Kane’s resident enforcers. Hell, put ‘em in some suits to change their look, and they’d fit in nicely. I imagine their first assignment from Kane will to take care of Reigns in a two-on-one handicap match at Extreme Rules.

Rob’s Prediction: Kane & The New Age Outlaws
WINNERS: The Shield

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

There isn’t necessarily an obvious winner here, which is a good thing. Those three open spots are pretty conspicuous, and I’d be fairly surprised if one of them didn’t go to Rob Van Dam. He’s been rumored to come back the following night on Raw. But c’mon, it’s Wrestlemania XXX. Put him on the card. As for the others, your guess is as good as mine. But at the end of the day, this feels like a Big Show victory to me. Show has often been looked at as Andre’s successor. And while I don’t feel that’s the case, this would definitely be a nice medal for the big man. Would a victory be better suited for an up and comer, like say, Big E? Possibly. But a feel-good win for The Big Show would be cool. He’s certainly earned a Wrestlemania moment of this caliber.

Rob’s Prediction: The Big Show
WINNER: Antonio Cesaro

John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt

Mick Foley once called Bray Wyatt a “modern day master of the mic.” As a long time fan, I don’t necessarily agree with that. However Bray is definitely a compelling talker, and he’s stepped up his game immensely since he started this program with John Cena. They obviously have a great traditional good guy/bad guy chemistry. Bray’s promos, along with the stuff we’ve seen with the mask these past few weeks, have made for a really compelling build. In terms of predicting a winner, this is certainly the toughest one-on-one match of the entire night. But a victory for Bray would likely catapult him into the WWE Title picture in the next few months. And if there’s one thing that goes with a red hot babyface champion, it’s a red hot heel challenger. And if we’ve learned anything about John Cena, it’s that he can sustain a major loss and still be okay. So I say give the win to Bray.

Rob’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt
WINNER: John Cena

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Ah, The Undertaker. Wrestlemania‘s version of Old Faithful. We can definitely count on the Dead Man pulling out another win here. But I’m more interested in the kind of match these two are going to put together. Lesnar’s such a brute and a powerhouse, I’m wondering how the 49-year-old Undertaker is going to hang in there with him, and convincingly pull out a win. I’m curious to see if ‘Taker pulls the Hell’s Gate submission hold out of his repertoire against the former UFC Champion, and how Brock reacts if such a thing happens. Given the classics ‘Taker has helped steal the show at the past five Wrestlemanias. Here’s hoping he can make it six.

Rob’s Prediction: The Undertaker
WINNER: Brock Lesnar

STIPULATION MATCH:
Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner gets inserted into WWE Heavyweight Title Match. 

I love this match. Who would’ve thought that Bryan Danielson would be wrestling Triple H at Wrestlemania friggin’ XXX, and going over, no less. And indeed, he will be going over, because that’s where the drama in the main event is going to come from. Can our hero, Daniel Bryan, somehow defeat Randy Orton and Batista after going through a hellacious match with Triple H? If Brock and The Undertaker don’t steal the show, then I imagine this match will. The crowd alone could make it the highlight of the night. It’s the wrestling world’s favorite indy darling against the man who married Vince McMahon’s daughter, with the main event of Wrestlemania hanging in the balance. Hot damn, what a match.

Rob’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
WINNER: Daniel Bryan

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan/Triple H 

Considering how everything turned out, it’s amazing they ever considered Randy Orton and Batista going it alone at Wrestlemania XXX. Thankfully, the Royal Rumble is just a painful memory at this point. This scenario is 10 times more compelling. Orton has mostly been booked as a paper champion. Batista, on the other hand, looks like a sleazy douchebag, but one who’s more than capable of winning the Heavyweight Title on any given night. This, of course, leaves Daniel Bryan, WWE’s new ultimate underdog hero. There’s still a chance that WWE could swerve us and put the title on Batista, which I assume was their original plan. But if they want to give us the kind of magical moment that’s synonymous with Wrestlemania, they’ll give it to Bryan. And for the incredible journey he’s had this year, he deserves it.

YES! YES! YES!

Rob’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
WINNER: Daniel Bryan

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A WWE Elimination Chamber Preview – A Game of Chicken (UPDATED W/RESULTS)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

That’s right, the title said “A Game of Chicken.” As in, you’ve got two cars driving toward one another, and unless somebody yields and swerves off the road, you’re going to have a car wreck on your hands. WWE seems to be playing chicken with the main event of Wrestemania XXX. Or at least, that’s what they were doing when the Royal Rumble aired.

When Daniel Bryan did not enter the Royal Rumble match, we saw what many considered to be a full fledged revolt by the Pittsburgh crowd. To an extent, it was actually really cool to see the fans be that passionate about the WWE, and wrestling in general. Not only that, but Hall of Famers like Mick Foley and Stone Cold Steve Austin were calling WWE out for bad booking decisions. Heck, the response to the Royal Rumble match might have been a big factor in why CM Punk walked out on WWE.

So the Royal Rumble got a hugely negative response from the fans. They’re giving us Batista as the big babyface at Wrestlemania, when clearly the fans want Daniel Bryan in that spot. Elimination Chamber is the final pay per view before Wrestlemania, and the following night, the WWE Network launches. If WWE is going to make a change, now is the time…

The eyes of the wrestling world are on Minneapolis, Minnesota this weekend.

PRE-SHOW MATCH:
Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel

I was heartbroken to read Goldust’s tweet earlier this month that he won’t be facing his brother Cody at Wrestlemania XXX. That seems like a waste of a perfectly good Wrestlemania match spot. Although I suppose he did have a point when he said it wouldn’t get the attention it deserves. If there’s ever a pay per view where good matches could potentially get lost in the shuffle, it’s Wrestlemania XXX. But the sad thing is, the Rhodes brothers might very well be lost in the shuffle already. Look who they’re working with, for cryin’ out loud. This month’s pre-show might as well be called Lost in Space, because everybody in this match is just sort of floating out in orbit, hoping to catch a tether that’ll lead them to someplace good. I see the Rhodes brothers picking up a win here. As lost as they are, they’re not quite as lost as the former Paul Heyman guys…

Rob’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust
WINNERS: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Darren Young vs. Titus O’Neil

As I’ve said, it’s a pleasant surprise to see this match on a pay per view card. It’s a hell of an opportunity for both guys. For the record, the Prime Time Players never did get their due. Titus O’Neil in particular, has such great charisma. That’s why, the more I think about it, the more I see this match as a platform to launch Titus to that next level. Darren has a great look, and he had an awesome moment last year when he became the first openly gay wrestler to be on the active WWE roster. But it’s always been pretty clear that Titus was going to be the breakout star of the team. Thus, Titus will go over here, and Darren will probably end up in another tag team eventually.

Rob’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil
WINNER: Titus O’Neil

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Big E. (c) vs. Jack Swagger  

This match seems to serve two purposes. Firstly, it gives Big E. (What does the E stand for, anyway?) another high profile victory. Secondly, it continues to take us toward yet another feud between former tag partners, i.e. Jack Swagger and Cesaro. WWE has been sending Jack in that “jealous tag partner” direction for weeks now. And I imagine a loss here, combined with what I can only assume will be a great performance by Cesaro in the main event, will be enough to finally break the Real Americans up. Yet another tag team that never really got its due. But then again, I’d say Cesaro is more suited for singles competition. As for Swagger, how he’ll fare from here largely depends on how well he can behave himself. He screwed himself out of what might have been the beginning of a World Heavyweight Title run at Wrestlemania XXIX. At this rate, he might not even make the show this year…

Rob’s Prediction: Big E.
WINNER: Big E.

WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The New Age Outlaws (c) vs. The Usos

The time is coming for the Usos. They’ve definitely earned it. They’ve been working at it since 2010, and as such their journey to the tag belts has an old school feel to it. They’ve honed their craft, and become the best tag team WWE has right now. But they’ll have to wait just a bit longer for their big payoff. The Usos should get their reward at Wrestlemania, in what I expect will be a nice passing of the torch moment with the Outlaws. WWE might wants to throw a couple of other teams in there and make it a fourway tag match to spice things up a bit. But as far as the tag team division goes over the next month or so, Elimination Chamber belongs to the New Age Outlaws, but Wrestlemania belongs to The Usos.

Rob’s Prediction: The New Age Outlaws
WINNERS: The New Age Outlaws

Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio

Boy, THIS is a hell of a match. Boring vs. Bland. It’s tough to remember a pay per view match I’ve wanted to see less. Or for that matter, was easier to predict. Batista beats Del Rio and goes on to do whatever he ends up doing at Wrestlemania. You’ve got to believe plans have changed in the wake of the Royal Rumble. Either way, I can almost guarantee you those plans don’t involve Alberto Del Rio. So let’s get this one overwith and move on with our lives.

Rob’s Prediction: Batista
WINNER: Batista

The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family

Like a lot of fans, I’m thrilled we’re getting to see this match before the Shield breaks up, which could presumably happen any day now. As both these factions have been built up as unstoppable forces, this really feels like an epic collision. I’m hoping the fans will cheer this good booking decision as loudly as they booed last month’s bad ones. The only downside is that the winner is somewhat obvious. The Wyatts beat the Shield, leading to a blow up between Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, leading to a United States Title Match at Wrestlemania. The only question is where Seth Rollins lands. He certainly doesn’t deserve to sit on the sidelines. He’s been too good at his job. In any event, the Wyatts will rightfully emerge from Elimination Chamber as WWE’s most dominant faction. And frankly, I’d be surprised if they didn’t have a say in what happens with John Cena in the main event. That is, unless plans have changed since the Royal Rumble. They may very well have, considering the Wyatts and Cena haven’t interacted very much on screen since that night.

Rob’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family
WINNERS: The Wyatt Family

ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus vs. Christian vs. Cesaro

It’s interesting to me that Christian is still in this match. Nothing against him, of course. But considering what happened on Raw this past Monday, and how they played up the fact that he was the only one who hadn’t pinned Randy Orton recently, it wouldn’t surprise me to see somebody beat him up and take his spot in the Chamber. I’m not necessarily expecting it, mind you. But it wouldn’t surprise me if Brock Lesnar, Kane, or (dare I even mention him…) CM Punk worked their way into the match.

The obvious winner here is Randy Orton. The original plan was obviously to send he and Batista to the main event of Wrestlemania XXX. The question is, has WWE decided to end this game of chicken with the fans, and actually put Daniel Bryan in that spot. But Daniel Bryan is in a similar position the Usos are in. The idea of giving him the belt at Elimination Chamber kind of sucks. He deserves to get it at the biggest show of the year. So I think what they need to do is have Orton win here, and then have something big happen the following night on Raw (the night the WWE Network launches) where someone comes out and changes the main event. At this point, they really don’t have a choice, do they? I don’t care how badly they want that cross promotion thing with Marvel, Batista, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Having the fans crap on what’s supposed to be the biggest match of the year, at supposedly the biggest event in 10 years, would be a terrible black eye on the brand.

Rob’s Prediction: Randy Orton
WINNER: Randy Orton

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A Preview of WWE Royal Rumble 2014 – Keep “The Animal” on His Leash… (UPDATED W/ RESULTS)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

More than any yearly event WWE puts on, the Royal Rumble can sell itself on its premise alone. The Royal Rumble match itself is exciting enough to keep even the most passive of fans glued to their screens. Fresh faces coming in every two minutes, never knowing who’s coming next, the countdown, the buzzer, the music. It’s a hell of a lot of fun to watch the Royal Rumble match. But based on how things look now, and who it looks like the winner will be, I get the sense we won’t be having quite as much fun this year…

PRE-SHOW MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM TITLES:
Cody Rhodes & Goldust (c) vs. The New Age Outlaws

As a long time fan, this match is really surreal. It’s 2014, and yet we’ve got Goldust, Road Dogg, and Billy Gunn competing in a title match. And what’s even more surreal? I expect the Outlaws, who haven’t held the titles together since 2000, to take the belts home. Why not? They’re Triple H’s old DX buddies, so now he’s giving them the rub by thrusting them into the center of the tag team division, and allowing them to screw Cody Rhodes and Goldust out of the titles. This, of course, could not only open the door for a rift between the Rhodes brothers, but allow for the Outlaws to drop the belts to an up and coming team at Wrestlemania XXX (the Usos come to mind immediately). So why not? In the interest of furthering a storyline, and putting an new team over at the biggest show of the year, let’s let the Outlaws have one more run. It’s kind of fitting, what with the 30th anniversary of Wrestlemania coming up, that one of the company’s greatest teams of all time gets the torch again.

Rob’s Prediction: The New Age Outlaws
WINNERS: The New Age Outlaws

Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt

I’m pretty much ready for Bryan to take Bray down and be done with this whole Wyatt Family thing. It hasn’t been a waste, obviously. Seeing the crowd go nuts when he turned on Bray was a thing of absolute beauty, and it set him up beautifully to win the Royal Rumble…if only he was in the damn thing (more on that in a bit). I can only assume Bryan will be part of the Elimination Chamber match at next month’s pay per view. But if he’s not going to be in the main event at Wrestlemania, then who do they put him with at the show of shows? Kane? Maybe put him with CM Punk and let them paint a masterpiece? Either way, Bryan and the Wyatts should part ways here.

Rob’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
WINNER: Bray Wyatt

Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show

It’s interesting to see how compelling this program between Brock and the Big Show has become, at least in my eyes, simply based off of last week’s Raw. Seeing Show gut wrench Brock over the top rope like that was the shot in the arm that was needed to make this feud, which really isn’t based on much from a personality standpoint, something interesting. WWE has painted Big Show as the one person capable of manhandling Brock Lesnar, and perhaps taming the “beast incarnate.” In terms of the actual match, I expect Big Show to toss Brock around a little more, before Lesnar finally goes the submission route and makes the giant tap out. But much like Bryan, Brock’s role going into Wrestlemania seems to be a toss up at this point. It’s been made clear, in no uncertain terms, that Brock wants the WWE Championship. So is he headed to the main event at Wrestlemania? Or are we possibly looking at a Brock vs. Undertaker match? So many questions…

Rob’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
WINNER: Brock Lesnar

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena

This match sucks. And no, it’s got nothing to do with Randy Orton or John Cena. It’s the fact that they’ve gone in reverse on the hype scale. They’ve lowered the stakes, rather than upping them. This program may have shot its wad too early, so to speak, but putting these two in a TLC match last month. Obviously, that’s one a match that’s widely celebrated for being such a violent car wreck of a show. So where do you go from there? How do make the next match one of equal, or increased anticipation. Well, if you’re WWE creative, apparently the answer is to put them in a regular one-on-one match. As I’ve said numerous times, I’m not a wrestling booker. But as a fan, that baffles me. In any event, I expect Orton to come out of this one with the championship. I have no issues with Randy going into Wrestlemania as champion. Cena said something during the build up to TLC about Orton about Orton having a certain arrogance during their Ohio Valley Wrestling days, which he’s never really lost. Whether that’s true or not, Orton has always had a naturally smug vibe about him, which makes for a great wrestling villain. But if Orton is indeed going to the main event of Wrestlemania, then he needs to work with a great hero. Sadly, it doesn’t seem like that’s going to happen…

Rob’s Prediction: Randy Orton
WINNER: Randy Orton

2014 Royal Rumble Match

Some years the Royal Rumble simply isn’t as compelling because there’s an obvious winner. Sadly, 2014 seems to be one of those years. Barring WWE doing the sensible thing, and allowing Daniel Bryan to compete in and win the Royal Rumble, Batista is the obvious winner. WWE seems bound and determined to thrust him back into the spotlight so they can pull in some new viewers off the hype for Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, which Batista is in, and will be released this August. My question is, why does it have to be the MAIN EVENT of Wrestlemania XXX? Can’t they put him with somebody in the semi-main? That way WWE gets their publicity, and wrestling fans get a main event worthy of Wrestlemania. Either way, hopefully we’ll at least get a fun Rumble match. There’s been some buzz about Sheamus showing up as a surprise entrant, which might be cool to see. Chris Jericho’s name has also come up, but given we saw him make a surprise return at last year’s Rumble, I wouldn’t bet on him doing it again this year. Of course, it would be a shame for them to come back just to lose to friggin’ Batista…

Rob’s Prediction: Batista
WINNER: Batista

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A WWE TLC 2013 Preview – When Two Become One (UPDATED w/ Results)

By Rob Siebert
Editor, Fanboy Wonder

This show puzzles me. We’ve got a main event worthy of Wrestlemania XXX, which is taking place at a December PPV. And we’ve also got two semi-main events that essentially the same match, not to mention matches we could likely see on any given episode of Raw. Two 3-on-1 handicap matches on the same pay per view. As I’ve said, I’m no wrestling booker, but that seems like lazy storytelling to me.

Either way, the show isn’t totally devoid of intrigue. Let’s take a look…

KICK OFF MATCH: 
Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango

Let’s all take a moment to be grateful that at least Ziggler made it on to the pre-show this month. As such, we’ll be getting a match that’ll probably end up being better than a lot of what we see on TLC. This match is pretty much a no-brainer in terms of the outcome. Ziggler jobbed to Damien Sandow to send him into the IC Title match (more on that later), and he’s been jobbing to anybody with a heartbeat lately. So why should this match be any different? We’ll be kicking things off with a Fandango win. Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Kwanzaa, Ziggler.

Rob’s Prediction: Fandango
WINNER: Fandango

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH:
AJ Lee (c) vs. Natalya

FINALLY! After all those AJ vs. Brie Bella matches, I can’t even tell you how happy I am to see Natalya in a title match. Because by god, there’s not a woman on the roster who deserves it more. Frankly, I’d be perfectly happy to see Nattie take the title from AJ. But I’m going to give this one to AJ. I see Nattie possibly getting AJ in the sharpshooter, and then Tamina somehow interfering. This would hopefully get us to a rematch at the Royal Rumble. It’s been quite awhile since I’ve been this invested in a Divas Title Match. Let’s hope these ladies don’t let me down.

Rob’s Prediction: AJ Lee
WINNER: AJ Lee

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Big E. Langston (c) vs. Damien Sandow 

WWE’s Big E. Langston experiment has gone strictly okay thus far. He’s good in the ring, and obviously has a great look. But his mic skills leave much to be desired at this point. He’s been at the announce table on Raw these past two weeks, and he’s been such a white-meat babyface it’s almost sickening. But still, he hasn’t flopped by any means. So I see him retaining over Sandow. It’ll be interesting to see who WWE puts him with over the next few months. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind him staying with Sandow for the foreseeable future. Working with someone who’s developed such a great villainous persona might be good to draw some much-needed personality out of Big E.

Rob’s Prediction: Big E. Langston
WINNER: Big E. Langston

FATAL FOURWAY MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM TITLES:
Cody Rhodes & Goldust (c) vs. The Real Americans vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. The Big Show & Rey Mysterio

I typically enjoy these fatal fourway tag matches. But my initial reaction when this one was booked was of disappointment. The Usos and the Prime Time Players were both shut out in favor of the Big Show & Rey Mysterio, a throw-together team put on the show because of their star power. I get it. We need Show and Mysterio on the show, especially considering how underwhelming the pay per views have been lately. But to an extent, it’s a real shame. Either way, I see Cody and Goldust. retaining here, leading to what had better be a Cody vs. Goldust match at Wrestlemania XXX.

Rob’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust
WINNERS: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

3-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH:
Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatt Family

Based on the seeds that have been planted in recent weeks in terms of tension between Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, I’m guessing the Wyatts are going to become WWE’s premiere three-man faction in the near future (if they aren’t already). So it makes sense for the Wyatts to somehow come out on top here. One of the few good things about having these three-on-one handicap matches is that the babyface can lose without making him look terribly bad. Either way, a loss here won’t hurt Bryan very much, considering he’s arguably the most over guy in the roster these days. I still can’t believe how that “ascension ceremony” played out on Raw with all those chants for him.

Rob’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family
WINNERS: The Wyatt Family

3-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH:
CM Punk vs. The Shield

If the Wyatt Family is sticking around, and tension is developing between the Shield, then naturally, the Shield should lose here. I’m guessing we’ll see the classic scenario where Ambrose somehow causes Reigns to get pinned, or vice versa. This would also fall in line what appears to be WWE lining up a feud between CM Punk and the Authority. Naturally, Punk squeaking out a victory over the Authority’s henchmen won’t sit well with Triple H or Stephanie.

Rob’s Prediction: CM Punk
WINNER: CM Punk

TLC MATCH TO UNIFY WWE AND WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPS:
John Cena vs. Randy Orton

As I’ve said before, this match is worthy of being the main event for Wrestlemania XXX, both in terms of the participants, and what’s at stake. It’s a match more than a decade in the making, yet it was put together with minimal build up just a few months before what should be one of WWE’s biggest shows of all time. Is this match a response to WWE’s poor PPV reception in recent months? Either way, this show may mark the first time I’m actually hoping for a non-finish. Some kind of BS ending where Cena and Orton grab pull other’s championships down, or where they both “injure” themselves so they can’t continue, etc. The actual unification of the championships should really be saved for Wrestlemania XXX. But considering that we just came off a program where the WWE Title stayed vacant for a prolonged period of time, that doesn’t seem likely. I’m going to go ahead and say Randy Orton takes this one. A victory for him would give the Authority control of the Unified WWE Championship (or whatever they decide to call it), and further set the stage for a power struggle, culminating in some kind of big match at Wrestlemania XXX. We’re getting to the point where almost everything WWE does should be about building to Wrestlemania. So whatever the outcome of this match turns out to be, hopefully it helps in that regard.

Rob’s Prediction: Randy Orton
WINNER: Randy Orton

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Behind the Black Mask – A Look at the Lead Villain in Batman: Arkham Origins

By Levi Sweeney,
Staff Writer, Grand X

Batman: Arkham Origins, the much anticipated prequel to Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City, has a lot of sweet villains. You’ve got Deathstroke, Firefly, the new Copperhead, Deadshot, the Mad Hatter, the Riddler, Lady Shiva, and of course, the Joker. But there’s one baddy at the heart of the game, the one responsible for the million dollar bounty on Batman’s head which is attracting all of these villains to Gotham City. That evil and illustrious villain is none other than…Black Mask?

For those of you who read my review on Batman: Scare Tactics, Black Mask has sunk down to a decidedly low point these days. He’s running with a criminal circus, for Pete’s sake. But he wasn’t always like that. In the past, the Black Mask was a major adversary of the Batman, existing in two incarnations, both of whom were dangerous villains who, at different points, became the premier crime lords of Gotham City.

The first Black Mask, Roman Sionis, became best known as Catwoman’s archenemy, the fearless feline eventually facilitating his untimely demise. The second Black Mask, revealed to be Dr. Jeremiah Arkham in Batman #697, was decidedly more deranged than Roman Sionis, but had the same the-one-you-love-to-hate vibe going for him. Sionis’ Black Mask was involved in major storylines like Knightfall, No Man’s Land, War Games, Under the Hood, War Crimes, and he most recently appeared in the New 52 in Scare Tactics, and the Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight series. Jeremiah Arkham’s Black Mask was either the main antagonist or a major player during Battle for the Cowl, Batman Reborn, Life After Death, and Arkham Reborn. Understandably, Roman Sionis’ Black Mask has a lot more history to him, having been Black Mask for 20-plus years, whereas Jeremiah Arkham was active as Black Mask for only one year, from March 2009 to March 2010.

And now, a history lesson…

The first Black Mask, Roman Sionis, first appeared in Batman #386, in August of 1985. Sionis had been raised by ludicrously neglectful parents (they barely cared about his well being when he was dropped on his head as a newborn), and his forced friendship with a young Bruce Wayne, whose parents were secretly despised by father and mother Sionis, led young Roman to develop a hatred for Bruce. After graduating from High School, Roman met and fell in love with a secretary named Circe while working at his father’s company, Janus Cosmetics. However, his parents did not approve of the relationship, resulting in an infuriated Sionis burning down his parents’ mansion, killing them both. As the heir to their assets, Sionis tried to run Janus Cosmetics, but was a poor businessman compared to his father. What followed was a torrid attempt to save his failing company by marketing a line of waterproof face paint, which turned out to be toxic. This resulted in the disfigurement of several hundred women.

Finally, Sionis reached his breaking point when Circe, now his fiancée, broke up with him in front of their entire staff. This was followed by Bruce Wayne buying out the company and reducing Sionis to a figurehead leader. Utterly humiliated, and driven to the brink of madness, Roman Sionis broke into his father’s crypt, Lord knows what he was planning to do. But then, a lightning bolt struck near him, sending him flying. Convinced that this was an “omen” directing him to be “reborn,” Sionis snapped completely, carving a shattered fragment of his father’s coffin into a mask, which he donned as crime boss and cult leader Black Mask. He led the False Face Society, a crime ring and cult who wore masks. To cut a long story short, his first conflict against Batman ended with his mask being melted onto his face. This is all pre-Crisis on Infinite Earths, mind you.

Following Crisis, a massive comic book crossover which totally changed fictional comic book history as we know it, Black Mask’s origins and backstory remained unchanged. He was committed to Arkham Asylum, as that’s where most of Batman’s rogues go. I’m not going to go into this very much, but I’m pretty sure Black Mask, like many of Batman’s foes, isn’t really mentally ill. He may be psychopathic, in that he’s totally devoid of empathy, but he’s not psychotic, in that he knows that stealing is stealing and murder is murder, and can indeed comprehend the criminality of his actions.

Black Mask kept himself busy over the years, running the False Face Society through Knightfall, Zero Hour, and No Man’s Land. During No Man’s Land, he briefly ditched his mask, believing that the new status quo of the city required him to begin anew as well. He was a major player during No Man’s Land, allying with the Penguin and dropping his beef with Bruce Wayne. But eventually, the mask came back.

Roman Sionis’ Black Mask as we know him in the decade predating Flashpoint arrived in the pages of Ed Brubaker’s run on Catwoman in December 2002. With the help of white collar stooge Xavier Dylan, Black Mask took over organized crime in Gotham City’s East End, Catwoman’s turf. He was once again resplendent in his mask and a nice suit. After Catwoman destroyed his drug operation and exposed his crooked police officers, Black Mask vowed to destroy Catwoman, armed with his new hobby of torturing people. Specifically, he manipulated an old friend of Catowoman’s into telling him Catwoman’s secret identity, before kidnapping Catwoman’s sister Maggie and Maggie’s husband. After torturing the husband to death, Black Mask did a very terribly disgusting thing which I think best remains unspoken here. If you really want to know what happened, check out Catwoman: Relentless. If you’re particularly adventurous, Blackest Night: Rise of the Black Lanterns. Black Mask seemingly fell to his death at the end of Relentless after a confrontation with Catwoman. But as we all know, the only comic book characters who stay dead are Jean-Paul Valley, Gwen Stacy, and Ultimate Peter Parker…right?

Black Mask returned during War Games, pulling strings and moving people around like pawns on a chessboard. He became a sort of hero killer, becoming notable as one of the few supervillains to have actually killed a superhero. He killed Orpheus, an agent of Batman. Note, however, that simply killing a hero does not a good villain make. Following his penchant for masks and disguises, Sionis disguised himself as Orpheus, fooling even Batman and Bat-family third-stringer Onyx. He emerged from the frenetic chaos of War Games as the supreme criminal power in Gotham City, allying with Hush and other villains such as the Scarecrow, Killer Croc, Mr. Freeze, the Mad Hatter, and Firefly. He also seemingly tortured Spoiler to death (though her death was later revealed to be a ruse).

Sionis’ grip on the criminal underworld proved tenuous following War Games. In War Crimes, the immediate aftermath of War Games, he resorted to dressing up as Batman and attacking people such as Crystal Brown, Stephanie Brown/Spoiler’s mother. He eventually learned to quit while he was ahead when he was shot by the Joker. During Under the Hood, he attempted to stay top dog in Gotham City’s criminal underworld, but was soon put in a bad position by the new Red Hood, who was really a resurrected Jason Todd.

In due course, after Batman ended the masked mobster’s efforts to join the Secret Society of Supervillains, Black Mask was killed by a gunshot to the jaw by Catwoman in Catwoman #52. He had attempted to bring himself upward by once again trying to destroy Catwoman’s life. Needless to say, he died. Again. He did later show up during Blackest Night, where he was defeated by an extremely willful Catwoman, who drove him into Slaughter Swamp.

I’m not exactly sure where Sionis picked up his fascination with masks, as he heavily resented the “masks” that his parents wore to maintain their social status, but he’s nevertheless a pretty cool villain. He’s apparently a good organizer, but a terrible businessman, and is also a charismatic leader. He’s a villain you love to hate. He’s definitely a B-Lister at best, but he’s still a notch over other villains in that he’s a schemer, a planner, a mastermind. He’s got drive and ambition, and he knows how to satisfy both. I’d say that he’s a little higher than Zsasz, but a notch below the Penguin, being a combination of the two. He lacks Penguin’s classic roots, but he’s got the relatively young publication history and vigor of Zsasz.

It is plainly evident that the first Black Mask, Roman Sionis, has a lot of history, chiefly because he’s had a longer tenure as a villain than his “successor,” Dr. Jeremiah Arkham. Driven mad by the machinations of the Joker and Professor Hugo Strange, and proving himself to be the world’s worst psychiatrist, Dr. Arkham became the second Black Mask shortly after being expelled from Arkham Asylum by the Black Glove during Batman R.I.P. Donning a long black coat and recruiting the inmates of Arkham Asylum, Black Mask II (First appearing in Batman: Battle for the Cowl #1) blew up that accursed asylum and led the villains in a new gang war which nearly brought Gotham to its knees. He drove out Two-Face, he reduced the Penguin to a subordinate, and he funded the activities of various other villains, including Firefly, Zsasz, and the Scarecrow.

However, Black Mask II’s reign of terror during Battle for the Cowl, Batman Reborn, and Life After Death was not to last. Rallying the extended Bat-family in the wake of Battle for the Cowl and Batman R.I.P., Dick Grayson assumed the mantle of the Batman and led them (now christened as “the Network”) to defeat Black Mask in a decidedly average story, where he was in a gang war with the resurgent Falcone crime family. Black Mask II’s attempts to start his own False Face Society failed miserably, to say the least. When finally committed to Arkham Asylum himself, he quickly showed himself to be just as much a merciless psychopath as some of the other villains housed there. It didn’t help that the newly rebuilt Arkham Asylum was co-directed by a mass murderer named Alyce Sinner.

Jeremiah Arkham’s Black Mask was less interested in money and power than he was in causing as much death and destruction as possible. He once went so far as to steal invisibility technology and give it to an underling who would then pretend to be God in an effort to cause a priest with a shotgun to murder Huntress and Man-Bat. He also gave funds to Zsasz to help the B-List serial killer systematically force young boys to murder each other in gladiatorial matches. Prior to his secret identity being exposed, he did not cease to act as Dr. Jeremiah Arkham, running Arkham Asylum as a new improved institution. Though he was still the world’s worst psychiatrist.

In the New 52, Roman Sionis is still alive, committed to Arkham Asylum again, and Dr. Arkham is again running Arkham Asylum. It is implied that Arkham’s short career as Black Mask II actually still happened, but I’m not sure how all of that could have been crammed into five years without deleting Knightfall, and No Man’s Land altogether. Roman Sionis is now back to his cult leader beginnings. He’s little more than a glorified bank robber with mind control powers. He’s no longer the savvy, sadistic, sarcastic crime boss that once graced the pages of the 1990’s and early 2000s Bat-books. No, that version of Sionis is sadly no longer with us, unless they can get a decent writer on Detective Comics.

Which Black Mask was the better one, you may ask? It’s not really a fair question. Roman Sionis’ Black Mask had 20-odd years to make an impact, and he made a huge impact as a veteran Bat-villain, especially in his later years, significantly altering the Batman status quo for quite a while. Dr. Jeremiah Arkham’s hot minute as the Black Mask, on the other hand, managed to make a big impression in just one year. He established himself as a cool, creepy, despicably evil villain that you love to hate, all thanks to the devilishly disturbed writing of David Hine. I like them both, but Sionis’ track record and seniority win out every time. He is the Black Mask. Arkham is merely a caricature of a naïve doctor who seems to simply not understand that insanity is a legal term, not a medical one. I would guess that Dr. Arkham is a psychologist, not a psychiatrist, not being trained to practice psychiatric medicine. We’ve also seen a bit of the new Roman Sionis Black Mask in the non-canon Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight. He was also a primary antagonist in the animated movie Batman: Under the Red Hood.

Bottom line, Black Mask isn’t the greatest Batman villain out there, but look what they did with the Penguin in Batman: Arkham City. If they could do something like that with Roman Sionis’ Black Mask, then we could have a real gem in Arkham Origins.

Front page image from gameinformer.com. Image 1 from gametrailers.com. Image 3 from hcof.blogspot.com. Image 4 from plus4chan.com. Image 5 from comicbookrealm.com. Image 6 from comicvine.com. 

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