Top Jokes From Charlie Sheen Roast
Charlie Sheen is the latest celebrity to have his own televised roast on Comedy Central, which took place September 11 in Los Angeles. The broadcast will air September 18 (the same night as the season premiere of Two and a Half Men). But in the mean time, here are some of the more notable jokes told by dais members.
Seth MacFarlane: ”On Two and a Half Men tonight, they’re apparently having a funeral for Charlie’s character. But there’s no need to switch over. In a few months, you can probably see the real thing.”
William Shatner: ”I’m 80, you’re 46… how come we look like we went to high school together?”
Jeffrey Ross: ”Charlie, you’re the black sheep of a family that produced three Mighty Ducks movies.”
Seth MacFarlane: “I read somewhere that Charlie made a prostitute cry. But I don’t believe that’s true, Charlie. I saw the scene where you got arrested in Wall Street You can’t even make yourself cry.”
Kate Walsh: “It’s amazing that after all that damage you’ve done to your kidneys and liver, the only things you’ve had removed are your kids.”
Jeffrey Ross: ”His nostrils are so snotty and filled with coke, they could be called the Hilton sisters.”
Anthony Jeselnik: ”Charlie, the only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.”
Source: Yahoo! News
Sheen image from dailygossip.com.